Funny SMS

She : Kundi Mat Khadkao Raja Sidha Andar Aao Raja.
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Me: Me Raja Hun Daya Nhi :-P

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"RUSULT AA GAYA "
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Yeh 3 Word Kisi Bhi Hanste Khelte Insan Ki Duniya Ujad Sakta Hai..

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Maine To Bus Stop Pe Khadi Ladki
Se Sirf Time Pucha Tha,
Aye Dost.
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Ki Kitne Baje ?
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Wo Sharma Ke Boli..
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Park Me Theek Subha 9 Baje !!
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Hat Jao Yaar
Apni To Lottery Hi Lag Gayi..:D:D

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Padhai Karne Ki Iccha To Usi Waqt Mar Jati Hai ..
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Jab Dekhta Hun Aaj To "Wifi" Ki Speed Mast Aa Rhi Hai :-P

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Jab Bhi Garmi Lagti Hai
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Google Se Cooler Ki Ek Photo Download Kar Ke Dekh Leta Hun.
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Gareeb Aadmi Hun Kya Kar Sakte Hain..

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Me - Walking On Footpath
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Bhikhari: Sahab Kuch Paise De Do,
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Me- Chutte Nhi Hai . .
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Bhikhari: Paytm To Hogana ..
To Fir Paytm Kar Dijiye. :-P

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Main Apna Dukh Kaise Sunau Yaro.
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Ek Hi Ldki Ka Number Tha Mere Pass
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Wo Bhi Nirmal Baba Ki Bato Me Aakar Delete Ho Gaya. . .:-(

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Wo Boli Meri Gali Me Na Aya Karo Mere Bhai Pakad Lenge..
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Me Bola_ Mujhe Kabhi Tample Run Wala Bandar Ni Pakad Saka To Tera Bhai Kya Cheez Hai :D:D

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Darpok Hain Wo Log Jo Ishq Ni Karte :D
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SALA Jigar...
Chahiye Barbad Hone Ke Liye :D:D

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गलती से कालेज में किसी और क्लास में घुस जाएं
तो लगता है किसी और ग्रह पे आ गए और उस
क्लास के लौंडे और
कुडियां ऐसे देखती है जैसे एलियन आया हो। :D

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