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Angreji Se Mujhe Behad Pyaar Hai..
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Thodi Mehengi Hai Lekin Chadhti Hai To Maja Aa Jata Hai.. !! :P ;)

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Kuch Cheeze Khatam Hone Par Bohat Dukh Hota Hai
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Lasta Wala To Rula Bhi Deta Hai !! :P

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Aaj Ke Zamane Mein Ap Tab Tak Sacche Dost Sabit Nhi Ho Sakte...
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Jab Tak Ki Ap Apne Single Dost Ki Setting Nhi Karwa Dete.. !! :P

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Apko Andazaa Bhi Nhi Hai Ke Mere MOHABBAT Kitni Rangin Thi.. ;)
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Pyaar Ki Poll Khulte Hi Mere Mumy Ne Mera Gaal Lal Kar Diye The
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Uske Papa Ne Uske Hath Pile !!! :P

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Meri Girlfriend Bhi Na Ek Dum Bhulakad Hai..
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Kamini Paida Hona Hi Bhul Gai ..!!! :P

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Aunty : Aao Beta Beitho Kuch Piyoge ??
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Me : Aunty Cigarate :-P
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Aunty: Bhaag Kutte !! :P :D

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Logon Ko Pata Nhi Kaise Sachha Pyar Mil Jata Hai..
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Hume To Subha Palang Ke Niche Utari Chappal Tak Nhi Milti ..!! :-P :-D

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Agar Ap Kahine Jaldi Me Jaa Rahe Ho Aur Kali Billi Apke Aage Se Guzar Jaye To Iska Matlb
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Kali Billi Apse Jada Jaldi Mein Hai !! :-P :-D

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Na Dil<3 Mein Aata Hun...
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Na Samaj Mein Aata Hun..
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Daru Pilaoge To Abhi Aata Hun :-*

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गुरु जी:
कर्मण्येवाधिकारस्ते मां फलेषु कदाचन।।
सन्ता, इसका अर्थ बता?

सन्ता -
काम नही होने से
राधिका रस्ते पर घूम रही है
कदाचित उसे फल खरीदने होंगे!

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