Funny SMS

Kitne Tohfe Deti Hai. Ye Mohabbat
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Bewafai Alag
Judai Alag
Tanhai Alag
Or
Mummy Se Pitai Alag.
'(',')'

Mummy Aram Se Maro
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Aashiq Hon Rajnikant Nai..

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Teacher:Whats ur name?
Boy:Tata Indicom
Techer:What can you read?
Boy:Hutch ka chota recharge sirf 10 rs me
Teacher:apki life ka kya hoga?
Boy:Spice hai to life hai
Teacher:Tum apni life mai karna kya chahte ho?
Boy:Kar lo dunia muthi me
teacher:Class se bahar chlay jao
Boy:Aisi aazadi aur kahaan?

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Gyaan ki 3 Baate
humesa yaad rakhna
Gyaan No. 1:
Agar koi hume accha
lagta hai to accha wo
nahi hum hai.
Aur agar koi hume bura
lagta hai to bura wahi
hai Qki hum to acche hai
na.
Gyaan no 2:
Zindagi se koi cheez
maango to aise maango
jaise tumhare baap ki
thi.
Aur nahi mili to kaunsi
tumhare baap ki thi.
Gyaan no 3:
Agar koi apko dekh kar
darwaza band kar deta
hai to yaad rakho.
Kundi dono taraf se hoti
hai aap bhi bahar se
band karke bhaag jao.

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Whenevr I See A Beautiful Girl
With Fair Complexion Sexy Figure Long Hair
The Only Thing I Remember Is The Tata Sky Slogan..
‘ISKO BAJA DALA, TO LIFE JINGA LALA

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Heer Ro Ro Kar
Ranze Se Keh Rahi
Hai
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Heer Ro Ro Kar
Ranze Se Keh Rahi Hai
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Rumal De Kuutte
Meri Naak Beh Rahi Hai.

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Glass tootne par kaisi awaaz aati hai?
Crush?
Crish?
Hish?
No…!
Socho
Socho
ok.
Maa ki aawaz aati hai
“Tod de tod de sab tod se, kuch baki mat rakhna janwar kahi ka”

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Cat: “How old are u ??
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Elephant: “5 yrs..
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Cat: “U luk big..
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Elephant: “i m a COMPLAN BOY
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Cat: “i m 20 yrs
Elephant:” But u luk small
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Cat: “PONDS MIRACLE,
BADHTI UMAR MANO THAM SI JAYE

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Me- papa aaj maine ₹ 5000 kamaye
Dad- great beta, but how?
Me- satta lagaya tha IPL match pe
Dad- harami kahan se seekha yeh sab
Me- IIN se

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Pehle zamane Ki Ladkiya,
Puja Karke Soti Thi
Taaki Unhe Darr Na Lage..
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21st Century Ki Ladkiya
Raat Ko Bhi Makeup Karke Soti He,
Taaki Doosro Ko Darr Na Lage

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Raat Ko Kitab Meri Mujhe Dekhty Rhee…
Neend Mujhe Apni Orr Khenchti Rhee…
Neend Ka Jhonka Mera Mann Moh Gayaa…
Aur Aik Raat Phir Yeh Genious Bina Padhe So Gaya …..

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