Funny SMS

Jagjit Singh singing -
"Ye daulat bhi lelo,
ye shohrat bhi lelo... "
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Suddenly Pappu stands up & says-
Main to bahut pareshan hun, meri to aurat bhi lelo

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('.') Lo ji
<)'(> arz
_/'/_ kiya hai.
Dunia mein bahut
Dard-e-tanhai hai

\('',)/''wah
\ \ wah
_/ \_ wah
zalimo tum b msg kro meri kya muft ki kamai hai.

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Ak bar tej barish ke sath bijali kadak rahi thi.
usi time ak sharabi gir gaya.
sharabi-pahle gira diya ab photo leta hai

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Daku Bank Lutne Gaye.....
Gun Ghar Me He Bhul Gaye
Fir Bhi Bank Lut Lia
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Kaise?
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kyu k Bank Manager ek ladki thi...
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Boli:
Koi Baat Nai I Trust U,
Gun Muje Kal Dikha Dena.

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Boy to his frnd:
Yar kal mere ek dost ne mere phn se
meri gf ka num le liya
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.Frnd : fir ?
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Boy: fir kya kal se apni hi behen ko
romantic msg bhej raha hai..

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(@:::::::::::::::::::::::.@
)___) ``
(___( HANDS UP!!
Tumhara Inbox Me Jitna Sms Hai,
Wo Sob Mujhe Forword Karo,
Warna!
Shout Kar Dunga....*

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Ek Aadmi Ka Accident Hua,
Thik Hona K Bad Rone Laga,
To Doctor Ne Pucha:
Tum To Thik Ho Gaye Fir Q Ro Rhe Ho?
Aadmi: Jis Gadi Se Mera Accident Hua,
Us Gadi K Pichhe Likha Tha
"PHIR MILENGE".

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Maa 10 Saal Ke Bete Se,
Beta Tum To Bade Hoshiyar Ho,
Tumhe Tution Vaale Ko Rakhne Ki Kya Jarrorat Hai,
Tabhi Beta Tapak Se Javab Deta Hai,
Maa Tum Bhi To Kaam Karne Mai
Badi Hoshiyar Ho
Tumhe Kaamvaali Baai Rakhne Ki Kya Jarrorat Hai.

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Bazigar O Bazigar Teri Mummy Ko Razi Kar,
Tune Dil Mera Toda Mene Fevicol Se Joda,
Mere Fevicol Ke Pese Waps Kar.

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Neta Ji Ne Bola Tha Ki
"Tum Log Mujhe Khun Do,
Hum Tumko Azadi Dunga.."
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Main Kahata Hu Ki
"Tum Mujhe Sms Karo,
Me Tume REPLY Dunga.." :-D :-P

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