Funny SMS

Ek Aadmi medical shop par Zeher lene gya...
.
aadmi : ek zehar ki bottle dena
.
.
Dukandar: Bina Parchi k zehar nhi mil skta.
.
.
.
Aadmi ne Shadi ka Card dikhaya...
.
.
.
.
Dukandar: Bas kr Pagle, rulayega kya ?
Badi bottle du ya chhoti ?

Like SMS - 60 - SMS Length: 254 Funny SMS

Ladka To Bhagwan:Bhagwan
Mere Ghar Se Canada Tak Road
Bana do.......
Bhagwan-Yeh To Kabhi Nahi Ho
Sakta......
Ladka:-Fir Mujhe 1 Aisi Ladki Se Milado Jo Sirf Mujhe Hi Pyar Kare.........
.
.
.
. . .
.
.
.
. .
Bhagwan:-Road"One Way"Banwani Hai Ya"2 Way"[:p][:D]

Like SMS - 58 - SMS Length: 273 Funny SMS

Height of Flirting:-
Girl calls a boy:
Girl: Hello baby
Boy: Ohh janu bolo
Girl: Kahan ho yar
subah se koi
ata pata nahi ..!
Boy: Are hum to khoye hue
hain aapki aankhon me..
Girl: Abhi kya kar rahe
ho........??
Boy: tumhari pic dekh raha hun,
kahin aur man hi nahi lag raha..
Girl:Maine to tumhe koi pic di
hi nahi ..!!
Boy: Are mere dil me chapi hai
barson se..
Girl: But hum to parson hi
mile hain ...!!
Boy: Tumhare bina har ek pal
barson hai Pinky....
Girl: Pinky...??
Ye pinky kaun hai ..??
main to nisha hu
Boy: Tumse baat karke mai to
sab bhul jata hun..
Girl: Tum prashant ho
na....??
Boy: Gharwale to Gaurav
bulate hain,
lekin wo galat ho sakte
hain tum nahi..
Girl: Ye 998XXXXXX hai
na....??
Boy: Ab tak nahi tha par ab se
yehi hai…=D
LiKE to banta hai
boss ...

Like SMS - 62 - SMS Length: 813 Funny SMS

Pathan UK gaya
Airport officer ne naam pocha
Pathan
Umar Daraz Khan
Officer
English mei bolo
Pathan kuch dair sochny k baad
Long Life Khan
peche sardar khara tha
wo bola
I m beautiful red underwear
officer
what?
sardar
mera naam hai
Sundar lal chadda

Like SMS - 61 - SMS Length: 265 Funny SMS

Wo sadak ke us paar thi
Main sadak ke is paar tha
Kuch wo aage badhi
Kuch main aage badha
Aur kuch aage wo badhi
Aur kuch aage main badha
Kuch aur wo aage badhi
Kuch aur aage main badha
Aab wo sadak ke is paar thi
Aur main sadak ke us paar tha..

Like SMS - 60 - SMS Length: 254 Funny SMS

Arz Kiya Hai....
.
.
.
Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni
Si Kahaani Hai....
.
.
.
Wah... Wah...
. .
.
Bigdi Hui Zindgi Ki Bas Itni
Si Kahaani
Hai....
. .
.
Wah... Wah...
.
.
20% To Hum Bachpan Se Kamine
The....
.
.
.
80% Facebook / Twitter / Bbw / Whatsup Ki Meharbaani Hai..

Like SMS - 61 - SMS Length: 295 Funny SMS

Wrong Number Calling:
"Hello, Fridge chal raha hai?"
Admi: "Haan chal raha hai"
Aap kon??
Caller: " To phir pakad lo.. Warna bhaag jayega "
.
.
.
Again call...
Callar: fridge hai??
Admi gusse me: nahi hai
caller: kaha tha na pakad lo bhaag jaega....

Like SMS - 54 - SMS Length: 260 Funny SMS

Chhote: Abe tu kal kya kar raha hain…
Bade: Kal main busy hoon
Chhote: Kyun kahin jaa raha hain kya?
Bade: Haan kal subah P.M. ke saath meeting hain..
Chhote: P.M. ke sath?
Bade: Haan
Chhote: Subah subah?
Bade: Haan kyun?
Chhote: Subah mil hi nahi sakye who.
Bade: Kyun?
Chhote: Abe woh P.M. hain shaam ko miley ge… A.M. hota to subah milta na..
Bade: Bakwas Band kar..

Like SMS - 55 - SMS Length: 384 Funny SMS

Buzurgo Ne Kaha He Ki
PATI-PATNI 1 Gaadi K 2 Pahiye HE

Agar 2no Me Se 1 b Kharab Ho Jaye To Gadi Nhi Chal skti
Isliye 1 STEPNY(GIRLFRIEND) Hamesha Rakho

Like SMS - 75 - SMS Length: 163 Funny SMS

Arz Hai..
.
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhoond Lo Darji..
.
Wah Wah..
.
Ershad-Ershad..
.
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhoond Lo Darji..
.
aur
Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To, Aapki Marji!

Like SMS - 39 - SMS Length: 178 Funny SMS