kahty hain khuda ny is jahan ma sab he k liye kisi na kisi ko ha bnya her kisi k liye
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shayed mery waly ny sucide kr li ha
MILTA he nahin ha :V
Cute dada giri...
child prayed god -
"plz give me a cycle"
But he didn't got any cycle.
next day...
he stole a ganesh statue &
wrote letter to lord shiva,
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agar bacha chahiye to cycle
lekar mandir aaja...!
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Bacha:" Bhagwan kare teacher ki
zuban cut jaye..
Roz roz dant ti hai..
Next day zuban cut gayi..
Bacha:" Bhagwan kare master ka hath toot jaye
Tang karta hai...
bahut marta hai..
Next day hath toot jata hai...
Bacha:" Bhagwan mere BAAP ko
utha le..
Bahut marte hai..
Next day baap ghar aate hain,
Bacha:" Papa Aapko kuch nahi
hua..???
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Baap:" Nahi kyo
Bacha:" Maa kahan hain...???
Baap:" pados me SHARMA uncle ki
death ho gai hai,
wahan Gayi hain...
Samajhdajr Log Thoko Like,
1 Kamina Bachcha apni Toy Train se khel rha tha
aur Bar-Bar bol rha tha,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao,
Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao..."
Uske BAAP ne uski train rok k
1 zor se thappad laga diya...
Bachcha thodi der ro k chup ho gaya aur fir shuru ho gaya,
"Jis HARAMI ko chadna hai chad jao,
Jis KAMINE ne utarna hai utar jao "
Pehle hi kisi KUTTE ki wajah se Train 10 min late ho gayi hai...
Ek din ek ladke ki girlfrnd ka BIRTHDAY tha..
Boy was not in that city..
So, he ordered 24 RED ROSE for her girlfrnd..
He called her up:" Dear maine tumhare liye utne ROSE bheje hain jitni saal ki tum ho gyi ho..
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While delivering florist thought:" Ye aaj ka mera sabse achha customer hai..
Chalo ise 10 ROSE FREE me de deta hu..
So, he gave 34 instead of 24..
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aur aaj tak bechara ladka nahi samajh paya ki uska BREAK- UP kyu hua..
Dr: Which soap do u use?
Pappu: Bajrang da Neem wala sabun,
Dr: Which paste?
Pappu: Bajrang da Ayurvedic paste,
Dr: Shampoo?
Pappu: Bajrang da Herbal shampoo.
Dr: Hair oil?
Pappu: Bajrang da Amla tel...
Dr: Is Bajrang a MultiNational Company Brand or a popular local company In your country?
Pappu: No Dr.,
Bajrang is my room-mate....
What is love??
In France: is a comedy.
In England: is tragedy.
In Italy: is a wounder.
In germany: is a drama.
But,
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In india:
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Ek national game jo aajkal sab khelte hai
ladke-Ladkiyon k expectation
me zyada farak nahi.
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Ladke
chahte he unki gf
maal ho,
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ladkiyan chahti
he unke bf ke pas bahut
maal ho
he most heart breaking moment of my
childhood..
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jab ghar aaye mehmaan khushi
se hame Rs. 500 de rahe ho..
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aur achanak peeche se aawaz
aayi...
"areyyy nahi nahi.. itne zyada mat do"..
ghalib ne apni gf ko date par bulaya wo
late ho gayi..
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Ghalib- Falak pe taaro ko neend aa rahi hai,
kambakht doosri wali ka time ho
gaya hai or tu ab aa rahi hai..