Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

People Say Milk Gives Us Strength..
Drink 5 Glasses And Try Moving A Wall..
U Cant..
But
Drink 5 Shots Of Vodka
And See The Wall Moves On Its Own..!

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Maine Uska Chehra Thappad Maar maar
Ke LAAL Kar Diya..
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Kyoki Wo Boli:"Thappad Se Dar
Nahi Lagta..
Pyar Se Lagta Hai.. ??
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('_')
<) )> _! !_ ....
mere se dialogue bazi
Huhh . . . . .

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Added 9 years ago

1999 Kids : I want my bed near
Window
to see the moon&stars.
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2013 Kids : I want my bed near the
mobile charging slot.

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Tragedies of boys' Life:
1.Gud girls r Not Gudlooking
2.Gudlooking girls r Not gud girls
3.Gudlooking & gud girls r not single
4.Gudlooking,gud & single girls have
strong Brothers
5.Gudlooking, gud,single girls without
brothers will treat them as her brother

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Thr r basically 7 TYPES OF
GIRLS...
1. HARD DISK Girls:
Remember everything forever.
2. RAM Girls:
Forgets about you the moment you turn
her off.
3. SCREEN SAVER Girls:
Just for looking. .
4. INTERNET Girls:
Difficult to access..
5. SERVER Girls:
Always busy when needed. .
6. MULTIMEDIA Girls:
Makes horrible things looks beautiful. .
7. VIRUS Girls :
These type of girls are normally called 'WIFE' once enters in
your
system don't leave even after format.

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TEACHER: Wo konsa
Department hai jis me
Aurat kaam nhi kar sakti..???
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Pappu: FIRE BRIGADE..
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Teacher: Kyon
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PAPPU: kynki Aurton ka
kaam Aag lagana hai bujhana nahi.

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Ek Doctor ne naya clinic khola. . .
Thori der bad 1 admi aaya. .
Doctor ne apne aap ko busy showkarne k liye,
telephone ka receiver uthaya aur appointment denay k andaz me bolne laga. .
Fir phone rakne k baad...
Doctor admi se: Haan bataiye kya hua?
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Admi: Bsnl se aaya hun,
telephone activate karne k liye !!!

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1 Handsome Boy Class Mein Aaya….
Aur Sari Girls Dekhte Hi Deewani Hogayi.
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Fir
Ladke Ne Aate Hi Kuch Kaha To Girls
Behosh.
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Socho Kya Kaha Hoga ??
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Thodi Jagah Dena, behan ji Jhaadu Lagana
hai.
“Berozgaari ki hadd hai!!”

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Chhote: Akshay Kumar bahut bada star hai na
Bade: haan hai to..
Chhote: but uski wife itni badi star nahi hai… jyada chali nahi
Bade: nahi yaar, chali hai wo bhi, but uski shaadi ho gayi na
Chhote: nahi wo baat nahi hai, sabko pata hai
Bade: kisko pata hai
Chhote: bachhe bachhe tak ko pata hai ki wo nahi chali
Bade: wo kaise
Chhote: abe tune wo poem nahi suni?..
twinkle twinkle little star..
Bade: Bakwas Band Kar :-x

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Question- ladkiya Apna Dupatta
Ladke Ke Samne Aane Ke Baad Hi
Kyon Theek Karti Hail...?
Faadu Answer...
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Lutere Ko Dekh Kar Hi
Dault Ki Hifazat Ka Khayal Aata Hai..

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