Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

Ye ek nya sms he jo market me avi
tak nhi aya he
Bola na markt me avi tak nhi aya
he, to
tmhare mobile me kha se ayega

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Added 9 years ago

Aaj K Shaitan Bacche
Teacher: What Is Your Mother’s Name?
Kid: Kabhi Naam Nahi Puchha,
Bas.. Pyar Se Maa Kehta Hu
.............................
Nursery Ke Student Ne Exam Sheet Pe
Susu Kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye Kya Kiya Hai?
Student: Mummy Ne Kaha Tha Ki Pehle Jo
Aa Raha Ho Wahi Karna
...........................
Dukandar Se Chota Baccha:
Uncle Rang Gora Karne Wali Cream Hai..
Dukandar: Haan Hai..
Baccha: To Lagata Kyun Nahi ,Main Roz
Tujhe Dekhkar Darr Jata Hu.
..............................
Beta- Papa, Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho,
Vaise Dadaji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya?
Papa- Bilkul Marte The
Beta- Toh Yeh Khandani Gundagardi Kab
Tak Chalegi.
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Yaar Meri Bibi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai.
Gopal-Achha Wo Kaise?
Rajesh-Kal Main Jab Ghar Gaya,To Wo Bath-Tub Main
Security Guard Ke Sath Baithi Thi.L

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Zindagi Ka Ek Kadwa Sach..
When U Cry."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Worried."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Happy."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Study."Koi Nai Dekhta...
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao.
Saala Pura Mohalla Dekh Leta HaiL

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Wife: Dear, this computer is not
working as per my
command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!

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Teacher:chidrens exams r nearing,
if u have any doubt u can ask me.
boys: In which printing press question
paper printed:p

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A Man Meets An Accident With His New
Ferrari..
.
Policemen Arrives..
.
Man:"(Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car! .
.
Police Replied:"You're Such
materialistic.. You Even Haven't Notice That Your Left
Arm Has Been Cut Off..
.
Man:"(He Looks At His Left Arm And
Yells..) OMG! My Rolex Watch.. :

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teacher to sleping student?
who invented steam engin?
stu:what sir??
teacher:yes it is correct answer JAMES
WATT
MORAL:SLEEPING IMPROVER UR GENERAL KNOWLEDGE

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If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP, v cnt buy new 1..
So Alwys buy a
'tik tik' pen..
Dnt expect emotional msgs Everytime.

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NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE:-
love can neither be created nor be
destroyed,
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another.....

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