Ye ek nya sms he jo market me avi
tak nhi aya he
Bola na markt me avi tak nhi aya
he, to
tmhare mobile me kha se ayega
Aaj K Shaitan Bacche
Teacher: What Is Your Mother’s Name?
Kid: Kabhi Naam Nahi Puchha,
Bas.. Pyar Se Maa Kehta Hu
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Nursery Ke Student Ne Exam Sheet Pe
Susu Kar Diya.
Teacher: Ye Kya Kiya Hai?
Student: Mummy Ne Kaha Tha Ki Pehle Jo
Aa Raha Ho Wahi Karna
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Dukandar Se Chota Baccha:
Uncle Rang Gora Karne Wali Cream Hai..
Dukandar: Haan Hai..
Baccha: To Lagata Kyun Nahi ,Main Roz
Tujhe Dekhkar Darr Jata Hu.
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Beta- Papa, Aap Jaise Mujhe Marte Ho,
Vaise Dadaji Bhi Apko Marte The Kya?
Papa- Bilkul Marte The
Beta- Toh Yeh Khandani Gundagardi Kab
Tak Chalegi.
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Yaar Meri Bibi Paani Se Bahut Darti Hai.
Gopal-Achha Wo Kaise?
Rajesh-Kal Main Jab Ghar Gaya,To Wo Bath-Tub Main
Security Guard Ke Sath Baithi Thi.L
Zindagi Ka Ek Kadwa Sach..
When U Cry."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Worried."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Happy."Koi Nai Dekhta..
When U Study."Koi Nai Dekhta...
Lekin 1 Din DATE Pe Chale Jao.
Saala Pura Mohalla Dekh Leta HaiL
Wife: Dear, this computer is not
working as per my
command.
Husband: Exactly darling!
its a computer, not a Husband..!!
Teacher:chidrens exams r nearing,
if u have any doubt u can ask me.
boys: In which printing press question
paper printed:p
A Man Meets An Accident With His New
Ferrari..
.
Policemen Arrives..
.
Man:"(Cried) Officer! My Brand New Car! .
.
Police Replied:"You're Such
materialistic.. You Even Haven't Notice That Your Left
Arm Has Been Cut Off..
.
Man:"(He Looks At His Left Arm And
Yells..) OMG! My Rolex Watch.. :
teacher to sleping student?
who invented steam engin?
stu:what sir??
teacher:yes it is correct answer JAMES
WATT
MORAL:SLEEPING IMPROVER UR GENERAL KNOWLEDGE
If V lose a PEN v can buy New 1 bt..
If v lose PEN CAP, v cnt buy new 1..
So Alwys buy a
'tik tik' pen..
Dnt expect emotional msgs Everytime.
NEWTON'S LAW OF ROMANCE:-
love can neither be created nor be
destroyed,
it can only be changed from
one girl friend to another.....