k din jb wo hmse mile to bole kya hme yad
krte ho..?
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Ab unhe kon btaye k yad krna itna asaan
hota to hm apni class me top na kr lete
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ...!!"
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."
Laughing is the best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any
reason,
you need medicine"...!
Girls ki 5 bate kabhi samjh nhi aati...
1- tun bade wo ho.
(pta nhi wo se kya matlab hai)
2- mujhe tumse ye ummid ni thi.
(pta nhi wo kaun si ummid hai jo girls apne dil me dafna kr baide rhti hai)
3- tum pahle jaise ni rhe.(to hum pahle kb vivekanand the kamine the kamine hai)
4- sach btana mai kaisi dikh rhi hu
(ab sach kr pitna thodi na hai)
5- mai mtlabi hu na
(Agar ha bol diya to gayi bhais pani me)
Sankrit teacher: Love tell me what is the meaning of "Tamso ma jyotir gamaya"
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Love- tum so jao maa, mai jyoti ke ghar ja rha hun.
Ek Ladka aur ladki date pe dinner kar rahe the hotel mai.
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Ladka : Ghire badaloon main teri yaad aati hai
Sawan ke aane se teri yaad aati hai
Baarish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai .
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Ladki : Haan janti hu teri chatri deni hai kamine tanne na maar kutte