Funny SMS

k din jb wo hmse mile to bole kya hme yad
krte ho..?
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Ab unhe kon btaye k yad krna itna asaan
hota to hm apni class me top na kr lete

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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!

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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!

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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
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Waah! Waah!
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Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !!

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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
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"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ...!!"

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Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ....
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ..."

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Laughing is the best medicine,
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But if you are laughing without any
reason,
you need medicine"...!

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Girls ki 5 bate kabhi samjh nhi aati...

1- tun bade wo ho.
(pta nhi wo se kya matlab hai)

2- mujhe tumse ye ummid ni thi.
(pta nhi wo kaun si ummid hai jo girls apne dil me dafna kr baide rhti hai)


3- tum pahle jaise ni rhe.(to hum pahle kb vivekanand the kamine the kamine hai)


4- sach btana mai kaisi dikh rhi hu
(ab sach kr pitna thodi na hai)


5- mai mtlabi hu na
(Agar ha bol diya to gayi bhais pani me)

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Sankrit teacher: Love tell me what is the meaning of "Tamso ma jyotir gamaya"
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Love- tum so jao maa, mai jyoti ke ghar ja rha hun.

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Ek Ladka aur ladki date pe dinner kar rahe the hotel mai.
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Ladka : Ghire badaloon main teri yaad aati hai
Sawan ke aane se teri yaad aati hai
Baarish ke bundo mai teri yaad aati hai .
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Ladki : Haan janti hu teri chatri deni hai kamine tanne na maar kutte

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