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Added 9 years ago

Girls are great.

Papa : Beti pehle tum mujhe papa bulati thi, ab dad bulati ho,

kya baat hai.

Beti : O com on dad,papa kehne se lipstick kharab ho jati hai.

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Added 9 years ago

Once 3 Eggs Fall on the Ground but
Only 2 eggs broken Why...? ~ ~ 0
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Sometimes it happens Don't Take
Tension.

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RABBA DUKH NA DENA MERE DOST KO
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CHAHE MUJHE SUKHO KA PAHAD DEDE
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NAYI CYCLE PAR GHUME DOST MERA
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MUZE BHALE HI PURANI BMW CAR DEDE...

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Police: Humne tumhe,
charo taraf se gher liya hai..!!
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awesome reply by chor-
CHOR: Chalo fir garbaa khelte hai ....

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Tohafe Mein Mat Gulab Lekar Aana,
Meri Qabr Per Mat Chirag Lekar Aana.
Bahot Pyasa Hoon Arso’n Se Main,
Jub Bhi Aana Sharaab Lekar Aana..

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500 ladkiyo me faasi laga li.....!
250 Ladkiyo ne Zeher kha liya...!

50 se zada nadi me doob gayi....
Pata nahin kis kamine ne Afwah udha di ki
"Prince" Ne shadi kr li...!

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Added 9 years ago

Nahi yaar vo baat nahi hai.
maine usko pehle bhi samjhaya tha ki mujh se baat na kare,
& u know what?
Usne apni cousin k nam se mujhe msg bheje.
Tujhe to pata hi hai.
Aur sabse zyaada hairan to mai is baat pe hu k log kitne dhyan se msg pad rahe hai
jaise mera koi secret msg galti se send ho gya ho.:-D:-)

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Dhadkan Dil Ki Ruk Jati Hai,
Sanse Aksar Tham Jati Hai,
Bahut Buri Halat Hoti Hai Yaaro,
Jab
Girlfriend Se Shadi Karne Ki Naubat Aati Hai..!!

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MAHA KHATARNAK STUDENT :D

Teacher: What is a verb?
Student: A verb is a valve found in bicycle tyre.

Teacher: What are you saying?.
Student: It is a complete sentence.

Teacher: Are you mad?.
Student: It is a question.

Teacher: Don't be silly.
Student: It is an advice.

Teacher: Stop that nonsense.
Student: It is a command.

Teacher: You are an idiot.
Student: It is an insult!.

Teacher: Get out of my class.
Student: It is an order!

Teacher: Oh my God! What a shame!
Student: It is an exclamation.

Teacher: May God have mercy on you.
Student: It is a prayer sir! :p :D

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Pati patni me ladai ho gya,
pati ghar se chal gya raat ko phon karke pucha ke

khane mein kya hai

patni-zehar
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pati-mein ghar der se aunga ,tum khakar so jana....

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