Funny SMS

A man was walking in rain A
sweet lady: Why don’t u share my umbrella ?
Man: no sister its fine
(And he walked away)
Moral: Moral voral kuch nahi Piche biwi aa rahi thi

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Girlfriend ne kiya kiss aur jal
gye mere Lips.
Girlfriend ne kiya kiss or jal gye mere Lips.
Kyuki Vo kha kar ayi thi
INDIAN "BINGO RED CHILLY CHIPS".

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vo bhi kya din the jab 19-20
sal ki ladkiya hum ko roz kiss
kar ti thi
lakin tab hamri kismat phuti
thi ki hamari umar 2-3 sal ki
thi

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pehle wo meri GF thi
Me bolta tha wo suni thi
phir wo meri mangetar bani,
Wo bolti thi main sunta tha
jab wo meri BIWI bani Hum
dono bolte he Mohalla sunta hai.

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Maa-Nalayak Kaha Thi Itni
Raat Tak?
Beti-Boyfriend Ke Saath,
Maa-Kar Aayi Na Muh Kala,
Beti-Toh Kya Hua Maa Fair &
Lovely Hai Na. . .

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One day RAVAN went to disco...
aur woh behosh ho gaya,
due to shock.....!
why.....??
" Coz the entry fee
was Rs. 1500 per HEAD...!!!

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T.V. chalu karo aur news
dekho katrina hospitaliesed
hai kyonki usne mujhe
propose kiya aur maine use
sadi se mana kardiya to us
pagli ne apne hath ki nas kat li

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Malkin apni nokarani se:"Mujhe lagta hai ki tere malik ka Office me kisi ldki ke saath chakar hai."
Nokarani:"Nahi malkin,
Aisa mat sochiye,
malik mujhe dhoka nahi de sakte!"

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GirL to another girl: "You are beautiful''
Other girl: "Thank you, you are beautiful too"
&
BOY to another boy: "You are handsome"
Other boy: "Tu Gay to nahi hai na saale?"

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Wife : Do you want dinner?

Husband : Sure, what are my choices?

WIFE : Yes ya No

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