Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

"Shahjahan" Tha Bevkuf. Jo
Banaya Itna Mahnga "TAAJ"
.
Agr Rakhta Utne Paise Bank
Me "AAZ"
. To Itna Ata "BYAZ"
.
Ki Roz Aati Nayi "MUMTAZ"

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Added 9 years ago

1 Pehlwan Ki Tang Neeli Ho Gai.
Doctor : Zeher Phel Gya H Katni Paregi.
3din Bad 2sri B Neeli Hogai.
Doctor : Ye B Katni Paregi
Zehar Kafi Phel Gya 2no Kaat K Plastic Ki Tangen
Lga Den
8 Din Bad Plastic Ki Tangen B Neeli Ho Gæn.
Doctor : Ab Smjh Aya, Tmhari
Dhoti Ka Rang Utarta Hai, Preshani Ki Koi Bat Nhi.

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1 Ladki jannat me Gai to
farishton se boli:
Meri shadi kisi Delhi k ladke se krwao.
Farishta: Sabar krle BEGHERAT
Pehly kisi delhi k Lrke ko jannat me to aane de

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Petrol to tab hi sasta hoga
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Jab use china wale nikalenge...

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Added 9 years ago

Hasi ke liye gam kurban,
khushi ke liye aansoo kurban,
dost ke liye jan bhi kurban,
agar
dost ki girlfreind mil jaye to
saala dost bhi kurban.

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1 Shayar shop me jakar bola -
"Gilaaf-e-auzar-e-maza-e-
mohabbat, Bandish-e-nasal do"
Shopkeeper kya..?
Shayar ki wife : C*nd*m Dijiye..

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Arz Hai..
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
Wah Wah.. Ershad-Ershad..
Ki Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhund Lo Darji..
aur Nangu pungu Ghumna Ho To,
Aapki Marji!

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gaali ki paribhasha batao..”
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Student: “atyadhik krodh aane per
shaaririk roop se hinsaa na
kerte
huye, maukhik roop se ki
gayi
hinsaatmak kaaryawaahi ke liye
chune huye shabdon ka
samooh
jiske uchchaaran ke pashchaat
mann ko aseem shaanti ka
anubhav hota hai, use hum gaali
kehte hai..!!”

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mene bhayanak sapna dekha
k
meri biwi muje faansi par
latka rahi he.
Kuch upaye btana.
Banta: ok ye chalisa din me 2
baar patni k samne padh
sapne aane band ho jayenge-
“PATNI CHALISA”
Nmo-nmo patni maharani,
tumhari mahima koi na jani….|1|
Hamne samjha tum abla ho, par tumto sabse badi bla ho….|2| Jis din hath me belan awe, Us din pati khub chillawe….|3| Sare bed pe patni sove, Pati baith farsh par rove…..|4| Tumse hi ghar Mathura Kashi, Aur tumse hi ghar satyanashi….|5|
‘Patni Chalisa’ jo nar gave,
sab sukh chhod param dukh pave….|6|
Bhoot pishach nazar aa jawe,
patni jab asli roop mein awe..

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Muqadar main raat ki nend
nahi to kya hua…
Hum bhi muqadr ko dhoka de
kar din ko so jatay hain..
(‘,’)/ Oh my God
<) ( I am SO INTELLIGENT NA
_/ \_

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