Larkio k chakar may mat
Parhna "Dosto Q k..
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Ye atey hy vEER ki tarha
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Lagty hy KHEER ki tarha .
Chubhty hy TEER ki tarha Aur
end main
Halat kr dety hy FAKEER ki tarha....
Ye Sun kar mere hathon se Gol-Gappa hi gir gya..... .
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JaB Gol-Gappy wala bola
"Plz give your feedback and
comments on my Facebook
Page - www.facebook.com/
papu.golgappe"
Santa: Aaj Mera Beta First Class Me Aaya
Teacher: Very Good
Kisme Aaya?
Santa: RAJDHANI EXPRESS TRAIN Me...........
Larka universty me Beautiful
larki se: aap ka name??
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Larki ghussey se : mujhey sab
behan kehtey hain. .
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Larka : o acha to aap hain wo
jiski waja se sab mujhey jeeja
ji jeeja ji kehtey hain.
Jewellery shop me ek admi ki
zabrdst pitayi ho gyi ,
why ?
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? Any guess ?
?
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Don't know ?
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? Because usne cute sales girl se
kaha ki ..
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"aap ki ek - ek item gazab ki
hai " !
!
Aaj sone ka kya rate hain ??
Husband & Wife dono market
gaye
to Ek Ladki ne bare pyaar se
HELLO kiya...
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Wife: kaun thi wo??
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Husband: Tum plz dimag
kharab mat karo,
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abhi usko bhi batana hai ki
tum kaun ho ??
3 most innocent faces in d
world
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' 1-"a sleeping baby."
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2-"udhar mangane wala aadmi"
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3-"hamare parents ke samne baitha hua apna dost..
Nazre mile to use"izhar" kehte h.
Rato ko nind na aye to use"pyar"kehte h.
Mile dil to use"ikrar" kehte h.
Par jo in sab me na pade use "samajhdar" kehte h.
Jab mene darwaja khola.
To Apki Ankho me Aansu.
Or chehre pe hasi thi.
Sanso me Aahe Dil me bebasi
thi.
Pehle Q nahi bataya Darwaje me ungli phasi thi...
Na Dil Ki Baazi Thi Na Dil Ka Sauda,
Agar De Deti Wo Hme Apna Waqt Thoda,
Na Aati Aaj Ye Nobat Aur Na Koi Puchta,
Ki Sir Thoda Pani Ya Phir Soda.