Funny SMS

Bhagwan & Doctor ko kabhi
naraj nahi karna chahiye
Bhagwan naraj,
aap doctor ke pass
aur
Doctor naraj,
to aap bhagwan ke pass.....

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Ek Punjabi Ladki shaadi karne
k liye Ladke k ghar mein
entry karne se pehle pray
karti hain:
"Rabba !! Ya toh Saas changi
hove...nahi toh photo tangi hove..!

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Wo Kaunsi cheez hai jo fridge
mein
rakhne ke baad bhi garam
rahti hai
.
. Nhi Pata
.
Ans
Garam Masala

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DuriYon ki na parvah kijiye,
Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye,
Hum dur nahi zyada aapse
.
.
Bas ek bottle MAAZA
Aur
5 Samose taaza
Mangwa lijiye..!

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Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye?
1 Ladki jo pyar de.
1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye.
1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib ke tino
ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.

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An Elephant meets an Ant.
Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hei?
Ant: 25 saal.
Elephant: 25
saal or itni choti?
Ant: I use LUX.

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Wo Kehti Hy:
.
Phone Na Kia Kro "DEAR"
.
Mama Hoti Hy "NEAR"
.
Papa Sy Lgta Hy "FEAR"
.
Bat Nhi Hoti "CLEAR"
.
Dewaro K B Hote Hy "EAR"
.
Is Liye SMS Kro .
"DEAR"

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Doob Jati Hen Kashtiyan Jab
Atey Hen Tufan,
.
Yadein Reh Jati Hen Bichar Jate
Hen Insan,
.
Yaad Rakho To Bohat Qarib
Paoge,
.
Bhool Jaoge To thappar khao
gai

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Hum zindagi ki bheer me itne
kho gaye
.
Pata hi nahi chala kab
.
. .
.
.
kharbuzy 80 rupay kilo ho
gayay
. (,")/oo ruk bhai
/) ) 70 la le
_/ l_

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Kab Tak Mera Dil Dukhao Gi ?
Kab Tak Pait Bhar K Fast Food Khao Gi ?
.
Darling Isi Tara Khati Raho Gi
To Mujhse Phasne Se Pehle
Darwaze Main Phas Jaogi..

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