Funny SMS

Pehli baar kisi chehre pe nigah
tehri hai,
Uski ankhein sagar se bhi
ziyada gehri hein,
Thak gaya apne pyar ka
izhaar karte karte,
Tab pata chala dono kaan se behri hai

Like SMS - 22 - SMS Length: 175 Funny SMS

Kya re!
Aasmani kabutar!
Apun ko sms ka hafta nahi
aarela hai,
Apun ko malum hai tere pass
sms ka khazana padela hai,
Jaldi se 2-4 jakkas jokes ka hafta bhej kanjoos…

Like SMS - 22 - SMS Length: 174 Funny SMS

Cigret peo
GOLD LEAF ki
Ta k khansi na ho.
Wah wah
Cigret peo
GOLD LEAF ki Ta k khansi na ho.
ladki phasao
WAKEEL ki.
Ta k phansi na ho
wah wah wah!!!

Like SMS - 19 - SMS Length: 159 Funny SMS

Khamosh palkon se jab aansu bikhar jaate hain,
Aap kya jane,
aap kitne yaad aate hein..
Abhi b usi mor pe khare hein,
jahan Aap ne kaha tha
, ,
,
"Thehro! Hum
.
.
Kurkure le k aatey hein

Like SMS - 19 - SMS Length: 199 Funny SMS

Usne Hathon pe Mehndi laga rakhi thi
Hum Ne uski Doli utha rakhi thi
Hamey pata tha wo Bewafa Nikly gi
Is liye Hum Ne uski choti Behin B phassa rakhi thi

Like SMS - 13 - SMS Length: 158 Funny SMS

Dhoka Mila Jab Bhi Pyar Main
Zindgi Main Udasi Chaa Gayi
Socha Tha Chorr Denge Is
Raah-e-Muhabbat Ko
.
Kmbkht Phir 1 New Numbr Se Miss Call Agai

Like SMS - 17 - SMS Length: 149 Funny SMS

Phir kahin door se ik bar sada do mujko
Meri tanhai ka ehsas dila do mujko
Tum to chand ho tumhein meri zarurat kya
Mein to pyasa hun
.
7up hi pila do mujko?

Like SMS - 19 - SMS Length: 163 Funny SMS

Hum unke pyar mein deewane ho gaye
Woh hamare pyar mein siyany ho gay
Hum ne un k pyar mein shaadi na ki
AUR UN K 2,3 bacche ho gaye

Like SMS - 20 - SMS Length: 138 Funny SMS

zindagi apni masti mein jiya kr
ishq bahut buri cheez hy na kiya kr
tu apna pura dhiyaan career
pe mor de or apni sari girlfriend mere
liye chor de

Like SMS - 25 - SMS Length: 151 Funny SMS

Father-Beta agar sasural wale
Scooter de to Car magna,
Shop de to Ghar mangna,
Coolar de to AC mangna.
Beta- Papa agar wo Ladki de
to kya sath me uski dusri bahan vi mang lu?

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