Funny SMS

DOCTOR-AaPne JiSko SWIMING-PUL Me
Dubne Se Bachaya Usne
FANDA Lagakar KHUDKUSHI
Kar Li
PAGAL-Wo To Mai Use Sukhane Ke Liye Tang Kar
Aaya Hu

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Chahtay hain hum apse Aisi
dosti ka wada,
.
.
.
Jaise 12 rupee ka Vim,
.
Ghuly kam aur chaly zyada

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Dil Torne Walon Ko Saza Kyun
Nahi Milti.
Har Kisi Ko Pyar Karne Ki Dua
Kyun Nahi Milti.
Log Kehte Hein Ishq To Ek
Bimari Hai.
To Phr Medical Store Se Iski
Dawa Kyu Nahi Milti.

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Teacher: Beta Nisar Tum Kaise
Paida Huwe?
Nisar: Jawan Janeman
Haseen Dilruba
Milay Do Dil Jawan
"Nisar" Ho Gaya.

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Mujhai Apni Mohabat Ka
"AITEBAR"To Do
Mein Toot K Chahon Tumhen
Ye"ADHIKAR" To Do
Guzarti Hi Nhi Ye Zindgi
"TANHA" Apni 1 Friend Ka Number
"UDHAR"To Do..

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Dil Ki Batein Batana Acha Lagta Hai.
Phone Per Gup Shup Lagana Acha Lagta Hai.
Shadi Se Pehle Dil Me Bajte Hein Sangeet.
Bad Me To Bas Sastriay Gaan Acha Lagta Hai.

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Ghalib ne girlfriend ko date
per bulaya wo late aayi,
Girl: Am I late ?
Ghalib: Falak pe chand sitaron
ko neend aa rahi hai,
Doosri ka time ho gaya hai, tu ab aa rahi hai.

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Usne jo shair mara to wah
wah hogai
WAH WAH
USne jo shair mara to wah
wah hogai .
or mene jo shair mara to shairni
vidhva hogai.

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Bewafa tum ho to wafadaar
hum bhi nahi,
besharam tum ho to
sharamdaar hum bhi nahi,
pyaar ke is mode par aake
kehte ho shadishuda ho to kya hua darling...
kunware hum bhi nahin!

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Bhol k bhi kisiko na rulana,
Zindgi may sabko hasana,
Dushman ko bhi galay lagana,
Phir bhi koi ghum de to,
police station lay aana..

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