Funny SMS

Best friend wo jo school me
apni pen
high school me apni note
collage me bike
Or life me apni wife de de
Mai janta hu tu hi mera Best friend hai

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Kya ap “Kala Dhan Bahar
Nikalo Desh Banao”
abhiyan me mere or Swami
Ramdev G k sath h
Agr h to
Mere M.No. Pe 1000 ka rchrg krwa k apna
kala dhan bahr nikale

my no. 9549381734

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Pathan gusse se:
‘Waiter’
Chicken-Biryani me chicken
hai hi nahi.
Waiter: Sahab gulab jamun me konsa
gulab hota hai.?
Pathan:
“Haan yar sorry”

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Dharmendar- Basanti in kutto
k samne mat nachna.
Basanti-Xcuse me mr. who the
hel do u think u are to order
me like this? U stupid guy using abusing
language, u bloody fool
hanging in the rusty chain
with so obnoxious smell
coming from body.
U keep your mouth shut nonsense.
Hey Gabbar, play the dj yaar.

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Ek ladke ne ladki ko dekh kar
arz kiya:-Teri smile me kya
chamk hai,
teri smile me kya chamk hai,
wo muskura kar boli-
.
veere MERE TOOTHPASTE ME
NAMAK HAI.

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Jab Koi Larki Ghar Sy Bhag
Jane Ki
Dhmki De To Uske Ma Bap Ko
Chahye Ki
Usy Ganja Kr Ke Bitha De
5 Maheeny Tak Bhagny Ka Nam Nahi Legi

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1 cheeti hathi k upar bethi thi
ki
ekdum se 1 najuk sa pull aya
to cheeti boli..
‘Janu cross kar loge ya main utru’..?

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Ek buri baat h
plz rona mat
—.
l ‘.o
l ./l
l .JL l
l
Badnami ki wajah se munni ne
khud kushi kar li.
Aur karo munni ko badnam

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Girlfriend k roz-roz k nakhro
se preshan, no problem!
Usko Gift kro NOKIA Mob,
jisme ho local battery.
Battry blast Girlfriend
khallas ;) WHAT AN IDEA SIRJI

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Ek Admi ne 1ungli se 8 admi
ko upar pahucha diya
or wo rajnikant b nahi tha
Batao kese?
Lift se yar
Q Apne kamjor dimag par jor dete ho

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