Funny SMS

Roye wo is kadar unki lash se
lipat kar.... . . .
Ke laash khud uth kar boli,
Le TU MARJA PEHLE,,,
Batameez uper hi chada ja
raha ha garmi me..

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Doctor: Tell ur husband that u r pregnant.
Girl: But i am unmarried.
Doctor: Then inform ur boyfriend.
Girl: I don't have any.
Dr: Then tell ur mom that Jesus is coming again..

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Woh aj b chaku leke mujhe
dhoond raha hai
Maine 1 bar galti se usy keh
dia tha k
dil cher k dekh tera he naam
hoga
\(',')/
.( : )
. J L
qasai ka bacha hai yaar

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Maana Ke Teri Nazar Me Kuch
Bhi Nahi Hu Mein,,,
Meri Qadar Un Se Puch Jin Ke
Maine Paise Dene Hain.

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I asked my Heart: Why cant I
sleep at Night?
My Heart said: Bcoz u slept in
the Afternoon…
Dont act like u r in Love

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Kamaata nahin hun itni ke
tujhe roze khilaoon
Aaati hai to aaa ja, ya kisi aur
ko pataooon

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A boy romantically to his
girlfriend: I can see d whole
world in ur eyes....:)
A passerby listens n says:
Peera garhi chowk pe kitna
traffic hai zara dekhna....

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Ache Acho ne hmare aage
pani bhara he
Wah Wah
Ache Acho ne hmare age pani
bhara he
Qk ‘SARKARI HANDPUMP’ mere
hi ghar k bahar laga he

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Football Male Hai Ya Female??
?
?
?
Aare Jiske Piche 11 Ladke
Underwear Pehen Ke Bhag Rahe Ho Vo
Female Hi Hogi Na.

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Baap Ne Bete Se Kaha- Dekho
Beta, Aaj Tumhari Madam Ki
Taraf Se Mujhe Ek Letter Mila Hai
Beta- Aap Befikar Raho Papa,
Mai Mummy Ko Nahi Bataunga

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