Funny SMS

Malum Hai aap Bahut Busy HO
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isiLiye kuchh Nahi Likha Wrna
aapKo Padhna Padta.

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Boy 2 god- Hazaro ki kismat
tere hath h,
Agr pass karde to kya bat h.
God-Galfrnds thodi kam
patata to kya bat thi,
Kitabe to sari tere pass thi.

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Jab reshma ki jawani ayi tab
hum bachhe the
Ab shila ki jawani ayi to hum
Bache wale hai Uff ye Ladkiya sahi waqt pe
jawan Kyu nahi hoti

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Larki: Main Kal Tum Se Milne
Nahi Aa Sakti.
Larka: Chalo Mai Tumhara Gift
Kisi Or Ko De Deta Hun
Larki: Mera Matlab Tha Kal Nahi Aa Sakti
Abi Kahan Ho Tum?

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Raju- loffer or offer me kya
anter hai ?
Shyam- agar lakda i love u
bole to loffer or Lakdi i love u bole to offer

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Lrka apni Girl Friend se:
Meri Bachi
Meri shonu
Meri Gurya
Mujh Se Shadi Kro Gi?
Bolo Baby Girl:
Mujhe Perpose Kr raha hai Ya
Godh le raha hai...

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Shadi 1 Aisa Din Hai Jb,
LARKA STAGE, Pr Apni Bv K 7
Betha hota hai
Dosri KHOBSORAT LARKION Ko Dekhta Hai
Or Sochta Hai
Ye Sb aaj Se Pehly KAHA THI YAR

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Wife saw sign board:
Banarsi Sari 15/-
Nylon 10/-
Cotton 20/-
Wyf: Give me Rs 300, I'll buy
20 Banarsi saris.
Husb: Ye istri ki dukan hai!

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1 Nadan Choti Si Machli Ne
Apni Maa Se Pucha: Hum
Zameen Par Kyu Nahi Rehte ?
Anubhav Se Shikhi Ma Boli :
Beta Pani
Fish K Liye H Aur Zameen Selfish K Liye...

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Jo Kehte The Hmain Tm
Manngo To Jan Bi Hazir Hai…
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Aj 50 Ka recharge krane ko bola To Kehty Hai Sub
Dukanae Bnd Hain…

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