I Love
I Love u
I Love u
*
* *I Love u
*
*
I love u So much
*
* Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi
heer ranjha se. magar bechari
ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi*
After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man
British:Im So Sorry
Chines:r U Ok
INDIA:O. Andha H Kya
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha Tere Baap Ka Road hai kya
phone rings tring tring..
1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.
Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate, Aisa Kro
.
.
.
2 Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.
Girlfriend says to boyfriend:
I’m PREGNANT…!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure
its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!
Wish U A Very Happy Married Life…
Aise Kya Ghoor Rhe Ho..
Ph. Mera,
Pese Mere,
Sms Mera,
To Mrji B Meri, Jo Chahe Beju,
Tum Shadi K Bad Pd Lena..
Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe
hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte
he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka
Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko
chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere
lye Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM
HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.
1 admi ne 100 times khoon
daan kark record bnaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife
ko prize diya
ye kehte hue ki Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne
Liya
Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant
nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa
DHEELA kr do nikaal me khud lunga