Funny SMS

I Love
I Love u
I Love u
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* *I Love u
*
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I love u So much
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* Bus Yehi kehna chahti thi
heer ranjha se. magar bechari
ko ENGLISH nahi aati thi*

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After Car Accident
American: Its Fine Man
British:Im So Sorry
Chines:r U Ok
INDIA:O. Andha H Kya
Kutte Ki Tarha Chala Rha Tha Tere Baap Ka Road hai kya

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phone rings tring tring..
1st: hello roshni he?
2nd: nahi he..
1st: nahi he to mombatti jala lo ho jayege.

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Meri Aankhe Rakh Lo
Mujhe Kuch Khwab Dedo
Jisme Teri Jhalak Ho
Aesi Sharab Dedo
Chalo Choro Sari Bate, Aisa Kro
.
.
.
2 Roti Or Thodi Dal Dedo.

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Girlfriend says to boyfriend:
I’m PREGNANT…!!
boyfriend says: Are you sure
its mine?
boyfriend starts crying & says:
Yaar sab aise bolenge to kaise chalega…!!

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Wish U A Very Happy Married Life…
Aise Kya Ghoor Rhe Ho..
Ph. Mera,
Pese Mere,
Sms Mera,
To Mrji B Meri, Jo Chahe Beju,
Tum Shadi K Bad Pd Lena..

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Bahot sweet hai wo jinhe
hum chahte hai,
Hr pal Khuda se usiko mangte
he
Dil tarasta he use pane ko Kya Apka dil nai krta
“Dairy Milk” Khaane ka

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Boyfriend: Apne gharwalo ko
chor diya tere liye,
Sab se rishta tod dya tere lye
Tune aj tak kiya kya h mere
lye Girlfriend: MUNNI BADNAAM
HUI DARLING TERE LIYE.

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1 admi ne 100 times khoon
daan kark record bnaya
Blood bank walo ne uski wife
ko prize diya
ye kehte hue ki Apne Nahi PiyaTabi to Hmne
Liya

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Dentist to GOLU-Apka daant
nikalna padega
GOLU-paise lagenge?
Dentist 200
GOLU- ye lo 50 rupye thoda sa
DHEELA kr do nikaal me khud lunga

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