Funny SMS

GIRL TO BOY: Jab tum log girls
ko I LOVE YOU kehte ho
to un ka haath Kyu pakad lete
ho
BOY: bas apni hifaazat ke liye kahi thapad na mar de

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Girlfriend- Hamesha meri baat
manoge
Mujhe kabhi touch nhi karoge
Kiss nhi karoge..
Boyfriend- behen tu ghar ja..
Tere mummy papa chinta kr rahe honge

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Principle: Late Q Hue
Boy: Bike Khrab Ho Gai Thi
Principle: Bus Me Nahi Aa Skty
The
Boy: Maine Kaha Th SIR Par Apki Beti k Nakhre Khtm
Ho Tab Na

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Zindgi me jo chiz asani se mile - Dokha
Jo muskil se mile - Kushi
Aur jo bade nasib walo ko mile?
Ab main apni tarif Khud kaise karu…

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Ikhtiyar-e-tarnum ki
tabassum k taqadus ki
ranaiyoon se jahalat ki tariqi
ko mita dena. . . . !
Jab iss ka mtlb smjh aaye tou mjhe B bta dena.

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Khoobsurat ladkiyan zyada
padhai nahi karti Bcoz wo
janti He ke duniya ke kisi
kone me koi gadha unke liye
engineer ya docter ban raha hoga....

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American culture-
Daughter:
Dad i got married ystrday
evenin.. I 4got 2 inform u..
Dad:
Its Ok my child.. But next time u shud invite me…

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Never make the same mistake
twice,
There r so many new ones.
Try a different one each day
By
.
Swami MISTEKANANDA

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Father: Kya Hua Beta Q Ro
Raha Hai Mujhe Bata
Mai Tmhare Dost Jaisa Hu
Son: Kya Batau Mai Apni Wali
Se Milne Gya Tha
Teri Wali Ne Bahut Mara.

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Agar free ho to call me pls,
mere phone me bal nai h
its urgnt
mujhe aapse ek personal
advice leni h.
TajMAHAL Bik rha h Kharid lu kya?

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