Funny SMS

Na muje kisi ka dil chahie..,
Na Muje jmane se koi aas hai..,
Jo apna smjh kr apni saheli ka
no dilwa de..
Muje us dost ki talash hai.

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Hosle Sare aazma baithe,
Hum zamane k gam utha
baithe,
Jiski Chahat me Umar bhar Tadpe,
Uski hi Shaadi ki Biryani Kha Baithe.

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Girl Friend: Kuch aisa bolo ke
mere dil ki dhadkan tez ho
jaaye!
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Boy Friend: wo dekh tera Baap.

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A Social Msg For My All
Friends and brothers:-
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"Don't Drink water without Boiling....
Bcoz fish swim in water
without wearing pampers...

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BOY - Tumhari AGE kitni hai.
GIRL - 20 year.
BOY - 5 saal pehle bhi to tumne
yahi kaha tha.
GIRL - dekha ladkiya apni zuban ki kitni pakki hoti h.

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Chunav Lad Rahi Mahila Se
Reporter Ne Pucha-
Apko Chunav Ladne Ka
Khayal Kaise Aya
Lady- Jab B Me Apne Pati Se Ladti Hu To Jeet Meri Hi Hoti
Hai

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Kya farak padta hai chahe
munni badnam ho ya sheela
jawan ho
Hum to jawan bhi hai or
badnam bhi hai

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Yaha Har Kisi Ki Zindagi Ka 1
Hai Maqsad Hai..
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Khud Bhale kameena Ho Lekin
ladki Sharif Chaiye

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Chinese ladki ko dekh kar maa
boli: Beta, yeh kya le aaye? :-x
Molu: Apne khud hi toh kaha tha,
ke ghar aate huye Cheeni lete aana.

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Mai to yu hi
Paani ko gaur se dekh
raha tha yaaro..
Itne me 1 machhli
nikal k boli..
Kaminey.. Tere ghar me maa behen nahi hai kya..?

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