Funny SMS

Are O friendwa...!
Kaisan ho.?
Kauno baat pe naraj ho ka.?
Tohar smswa k darshan kiye
kafi samay bit gawa re.
Tanik ek-dui sms wa bhijwai do hamar TunTuniya pe.

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Teacher: 1 din aisa ayega jab
Prithvi par Pani nhi rahega,
Jeev jantu nasht ho
jayenge,Prithvi tabaah ho
jayegi..
Sardar: Sir to kya us din school aana hai??

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Techer Ka DarJa MAA Se B
Uncha Hota H?
Pta hai
Qki MAA Apni Lori Se Sirf Ek
Bache Ko Sulati H Or_Teacher
Apne Lctr Se Puri Class Ko sulati h.

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Boyfrnd-Main Tumhari Roz-
Roz Ki Farmaishon Se Tang
Aakar Khudkhushi Kar Raha
Hu.
Girlfrnd-Achchha 1White Suit
To Dila Do.
BY-Q?
GL-13v Pe Kya Pehnugi?

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Boy- Ro Q rhi ho?
Girl- Mere marks bahut kam
aaye hai.
Boy-Bata kitne aye hai?
Girl- Sirf 88 %
Boy- Khuda ka khof kar zalim
itne me to 2 ladke pass ho jate

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Na Aasman Fata, Na Dharti Hili
Fir Apne Kaise Socha Humare
Msg Se Mukti Mili
Are Hum Zara Se Busy Kya
Huye Ki Apne Maan Liya K Ye Musibat
To Tali....

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Girl- Main jb bhi phon krti hu
tum Shaving kr rhe hote ho,
Din me kitni baar shaving krte
ho?
Boy- 30-40 baar.
Girl- pagal ho kya?
Boy- pagal nahi NAAI hu.

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story: once a boy was
smoking at airport.
Girl asked:1 din me kitne
cigrete peete ho.?
Boy:why.? Girl: Agar ab tak zindagi mein
cirgrete pe kharch kiye huye
paise bachate to samne khari
hui car tmhari hoti...
Boy: Ap cigrate peeti hai..?
Girl: No. Boy: To kya wo car apki hai..?
Girl: No.
Boy: Thanks for advice,
Wo car meri he hai...
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se
bezti bhi ho jati hai ..

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bahu- maji, ye abhi tak nhi aaye,
kahi koi dusri aurat?
saas- kalmuhi,tu hamesh hi
ulta sochti h,aisa bhi to ho sakta h ki ,
truck ke niche aa gya ho..

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Teacher: Agar apna character
sudharna hai to sab aurato ko
MAA kaha karo.
Student: Madam is se mera
character to theek rahega,
par mere baap ka bigad jayega...

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