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Wife: Shaadi Ke Pehle To Tum Mujhe Roz Gift Dete Thay.....
Ab Kyu Nahi Dete..?
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Husband: Machchali Pakadne Ke Baad Bhi Kya Koi Chara Dalta Hai..!!!
Wife: Tumne Kabi Socha Hai Ki Meri Shaadi Kisi Aur Se Ho Jati To Kya Hota..?
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Husband: Nahi...!
Maine Kabi Kisi Ka Bura Nahi Socha..!!!
Husband: Kal Mere Khwab Me Ek Ladki Aayi Thi.......
Wah..! Kya Ladki Thi...!
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Wife: Akele Aayi Hogi..?
Husband: Tum Ko Kaise Pata Hai...!
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Wife: Uska Husband Mere Khwab Me Aaya Tha...!!!
Finally I Decided To Buy Iphone 5S
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Anyone Looking For a Kidney ;-)
Do Not Change Your Toothpaste...
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Aakhir Tumne Uska Namak Khaya Hai..:-P
Aisi Kya Dua Du Apko
Jo Apke Labo Pe Hasi K Phool
Khila De
Bas Yahi Dua Hai Meri Rab Se
K Khuda Jaldi Se Apki Shadi
Kara De. .
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Oye Hoye Muskurahat To Dekho
Na Puch Unki Judai K Lamhe
Ham Kese Bita Rhe He
Pani Me "Surf Excel" Mila K
Bulbule Uda Rhe H
O O
O 0 O Oo
0 O 0
Oo
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Fu Fu Fu Fu.
Girl: I'm in a big trouble!
Boy: Why is that?
Girl: I saw a mouse in my house!
Boy: Oh, well, all you need to do is
use a trap.
Girl: I don't have one.
Boy: Well then, buy one.
Girl: Can't afford one.
Boy: I can give you mine if you
want.
Girl: That sounds good.
Boy: All you need to do is just use
some cheese in order to make the
mouse come to the trap.
Girl: I don't have any cheese.
Boy: Okay then, take a piece of
bread and put a bit of oil in it and
put it in the trap.
Girl: I don't have oil.
Boy: Well, then put only a small
piece of bread.
Girl: I don't have bread.
Boy: Then what the hell is that
mouse doing at your house..??
Boy was busy removing a wheel from his auto.
A man asks boy why are you removing a wheel from your auto.
Boy : Cant you read the board.
Parking is only for 2 wheeler...
जैसे फिल्मो में भी एक हीरो होता है एक विलेन होता है साथ ही में बॉबी डार्लिंग जैसा भी एक्स्ट्रा करैक्टर होता है,
भारतीय राजनीति में उस करैक्टर को "तीसरा मोर्चा" कहा जाता है
# नाHe में ना She में पाँचों उंगलियां घी में
