Funny SMS

Wrong Number:
"Hello, Fridge Chal Raha Hai?"
Admi: "Haan Chal Raha Hai"
Ap Kon??
Caller: "To Phir Pakad Lo..
Warna Bhaag Jayega"
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Again Call...
Callar: Fridge Hai??
Admi Gusse Sy: Nhi Hai
Caller: Kaha Tha Na Pakad
Lo Bhaag Jaega....=))

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Golden Thought Of The Day
Girls Express Their Feelings
With Gussa And Tears...
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Boys Express Their Feelings
Wid Sutta & Beers...!!B-)

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Ek Aadmi Ram Mandir Gaya
Rone Laga He Bhagwan!
Meri Biwi Kho Gayi
Ram Bole: Bajuwale
Hanuman Mandir Me Ja
Meri Bhi Usine
Dhoond Di Thi.:-/

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Marwadi: Tu Muje 30 Hajar Rs
De De Mai Tujhe 2 Month K
Baad Lota Dunga.

Sindhi (After 2mnth):
Chal Apna Wada Pura Kar

Marwadi
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(___)
Ye Le "Lota"

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Agree..?

If A Girl Has Balance In
Her Cell, Then She Definitely
Has A Boyfriend..
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And If A Boy Has Sufficient
Balancein His Cell,
Then He Surely Does Not
Have Any Girlfriend ....;)

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1 Aurat Chappal Wali Dukaan Pe:
Chappal Dikhao.
Dukan Dar: Ktna Number?
Aurat: "36 Number"
Dukan Dar: Bahan Ji,
Dimag Pe Zor Laga Ke Socho,
Kya Lene Aayi Ho. .... ;)

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1 Marwari Ka Dard Means
Lucky Ka Dard Tadapti
Mohabbat Ka Bas Itna
Fasana Hain,
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Girlfriend Milne Ko Bol
Rahi Hain,
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Par Dukaan Kholne Jaana Hain :-D:-D

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Biwi: “Aap Ne Pichle Saal Meri
Birthday Pe Mujhe Lohay Ka Bed
Banwa Ke Diya Tha, Iss Dafa Aapka
Kya Iraada Hai?”
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Shohar: “Iss Saal Uss Mein
Current Chorne Ka Iraada Hai.”:-) :-)

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Dekho kabutar ur raha hai...
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Abe mobile nahi...Aasmaan me dekh...
Ha... Ha... Ha... Ha.....

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Usko Ana Ho Ga To Khud Hi Chali Aye Gi,,,



Yun Beth Ker Bathroom Mein Zor Laganey Sey Kya Faida...
:-P

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