Funny SMS

Beta: Maa Hum Diwali Ke Sare
Pathke Is Dukaan Se Lenge..
Maa: Beta Ye Dukaan Nhi
Girls Hostel Hai..
Boy: Par Papa To Kehta Hai
Yaha Ek Se Ek Patakhe Hai..!

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Aankhon Me Aansu Aa Jaate Hain,
Fir Bhi Labon Pe Hansi Rakne Padhte Hai,
Ye Haal Tab Hota Hai Jab Lambe Safar
Me SUSU Rokne Padhta Hai.!

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Dulha Romantic Andaz Me
Bola May I Kiss U Darling ?
.
Dulhan Sharmatae Hue Boli
Humne To Kabhi Gairo Ko Bhi
Manaa Nai Kiya,
Aap Toh Fir Bhi Apne Ho..

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Ek Shadi Me Ek Ladka 1 Ladki Ko,
Bahut Dhyan Se Dekh Rha Tha.
Girl: Impress Hokar Kyo Dekh
Rhe Ho Itni Der Se..
Boy: I Was Thinking Agar Aap
Meri Mummy Hoti To,
Mai Bhi Kitna Sundar Hota.

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Dinesh: Agar Tumhare Pas 15 Apple Hai,
Usme Se 6 Aarti Ko
4 Priya Ko
Aur 4 Tanu Ko De Do
To Tumhe Kya Milenge,
Shyam: 3 New Girl Friend..

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Sharabi Hawa Me Coin Uchaal
Kar Bola: Heads Aaya To Wiskey,
Tails Aaya To Vodka,
Zamin Pe Khda Rha To Rum,
Aur Hawa Me Rha To Aaj Se Daaru Band..!

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Pyar Ho Jata Hain Ya Karna
Padta Hain..?
Cute Answer By A Beautiful Girl..
Ladka Smart Ho To Ho Jata Hain,
Agar
Ameer Ho To Karna Padta Hain.

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Techar: Student Se Lofar
Aur Offer Me Kya Antar Hai,
Student: Agr Ladka I Love U Bole To Lofar,
Aur Agr
Ladki Bole To Offer!

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Raj In Hotel, Mai Yaha Nahi
Rahunga Mere Paise Wapas
Karo.. Itna Chota Room Mujhe
Janwar Samjha Hai Kya..?
Waiter: Mere Baap, Room Me
Chal Ye Lift Hai..!

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Ek Aadmi God Se: Tune Bachpan
Diya Cheen Liya,
Jawani Diya Cheen Le,
Paise Diye Wapis Le Liye,
Ek Biwi Bhi De Hai Lena Bhul Gya Kya...?

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