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Funny SMS
A Man Got A Call From Unknown
Number..
Girl: Hi, R U Single ?
Man: Yes, But Who R U ?
Ans: Your Wife..
Aaj Ghar Aana Tab Bataoogi..
Another Call From Unknown Number..
Girl: R U Married ?
Man: Yes, But Who R U ?
Girl: Your Girlfriend, U Cheat..
Man: sorry Baby, I Thought It
Was My Wife..
Ans: wife Hi Hoon Kutte,
Aaj Tu Bas Ghar Aaja
Aunty Said To My Mom
Meri Ladki Bta Rhi Thi K
Tmhara Ladka Raat 2-3 Bje
Tk Facebook Use Karta Hai
.
.
My Mom Simply Said, Aapki
Ladki Ko Kaise Pta ? Raat
2 Bje Use Sapne Aate Hai..
Nepali: Saab Ye Shaam Singh Ka
Mobile Kaha Milega?
.
Salesman: Pata Nahi
.
Nepali: Saab Ji Tv Me Ad To
Isi Dukan Ka Hai.
.
Salesman: Abey Saley Ye
Sham Singh Nahi, Samsung Hai!
Yun To Haam Hain Bal Brahamchari,
Zaha Larki Dekhi Aakh Mari,
Pat Gai To Hamari,
Warna Fir Se Bal Bramhchari.
Santa Ki Tapsya Se Khush Ho
Kar Bhagwan Bole:
Var Mango Vats
Santa: Prabhu!!
Jaisa Aap Soch Rahe Hai Mein
Vaisa Nahi Hu..
Mujhe Vadhu Chahiye..
Husband Apni Saas Se:
Apki Beti Mein To
Hazaron Kamiyan Hain.
Saas: Haan Beta,
Isi Vajah Se To Use
Achcha Ladka Nahi Mila..
Teachar: Batao Aisa Kaun Sa
Jagh Hai Jise Banata To Hai
Aadmi Leki Wah Wahan Nahi Jata
Rupam: Sir, Ladis Toilet
Santa: Pahle To Tu Mujhe
Papa Bolti Thi! Ab Achanak
Dad Kyo Bolne Lagi,
Sony: Papa Bolne Se Meri
Lipistik Kharab Ho Jati Thi.
Class Techar Ne Students
Ko "My Class Techar"
Pe Essey Lekne Ko Kha,
Thode Der Baad Ek Student
Ne Uth Kar Poocha,
Miss "Chikni"
Ko English Me Kya Kehte Ha..?
Pehli Nazar Mein Laga Wo Mere Hai,
Aankhe Uske Jheel Se Gehari Hai,
Parpose Kar Kar Ke Tahak Gaya,
Tab Jaake Jaana Ke Woh Behari Hai...!
