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Teri Mohabbat Me Sub Kuch
Bhula Diya Hai
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_/ /_ Yakeen Na Aaye To Khud Dekh
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A For Cat,
B For Goat,
C For Horse
D For Ball

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2 Ladkiyan Aapas Me Lad Rahi Thi..
To Pas Me Se Ek Sharabi Guzra..
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1st Girl: Ye Sharabi Tera Boyfriend..!!
2nd Girl: Nahi Tera Boyfriend..!!
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1st Girl: Tera.!! .
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2nd Girl: Tera..!!
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Sharabi : Zor Se Bola '' Me Ruku Ya
Jau..''??? ^=^ ^=

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Doctor: Tumhari Kidney Fail
Ho Gayi Hein..!
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Ye Sunkr Pehle To Pappu Bahut Roya
Fir Achanak Kuchh Soch Kr Bola.
Pappu: Kya Doctor Sahab,
Aap Bhi Bahut Mazaak Karte Ho,
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Meri Kidney Kabhi School Hi Nahi
Gayi,
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_/ /_ To Fir Fail Kaise Hogi..!?!

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Professor To Students: “Ek Platform 2 Km Lamba Hai, Aandhi Chal Rahi Hai 60km/h Ki Speed Se, Ek Train Aayi Aur Delhi Se Mumbai Ki Taraf Chali Gayi”

To Sawal Ye Hai Ke: “Meri Umar Kitni Hai?”

Sab Bachhe Hairaan Ho Ke Ek Dusre Ki Shakal Dekhne Lage.

Pappu Ne Jawab Dene Ke Liye Hath Uthaya.

Pappu: “Sir Aapki Umar 42 Saal Hai”

Professor: “Good, Lekin Tumne Kese Calculate Kiya?”

Pappu: “Sir Hamare Ghar Ke Paas Ek Admi Rahta Hai, Wo Aadha Pagal Hai Aur Uski Umar 21 Saal Hai“

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Ladki Ke Nakhre Ki Hadd Kya Ho Sakti Hai?

Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi, Ladki Ko Sahi Salaamat Dekh Kar Doctor Ne Puchha

Doctor: “Kya Hua Hai Aapko?”

Ladki Boli: “Bas Kuch Nahi, Nazar Lag Gayi Hai. Koi Dawayi Hai To De Do

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कंजूस दुकानदार का बेटा :-- पापा दो रुपए दो ना !..
कंजूस दुकानदार :-- नहीं दूंगा !..
बेटा :-- पापा दे दो ना, दूधवाले और मम्मी की एक बात बताऊंगा !..
कंजूस दुकानदार :-- ये लो पांच रुपए, जल्दी बता !...
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बेटा :-- दूधवाला मां को बोल रहा था कि अभी तक इस महीने के पैसेनहीं दिये, कल से दूध नहीं मिलेगा !
मोरल :- कंजूस का धन कंजूस का बेटा ही निकाल सकता है!

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('.') Udas Ho?
_|)(|_chalo Ab
][ Mera Sms
Aa Gaya.
(",) Dance
_/))\_ Kr Lo.
!! 1,2,3
>> Start.....
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<< Pal-pal Na Mane Tinku Jiya.
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Arey Bas Bas Nazar Lag Jaygi.

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Gajini 2:
1st Scene
Amir Khan Ka Beta Apna Tifin Box
Road Par Khol Raha Tha.
Why?
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Wo Dekh Raha Tha K Wo School Ja Rha
Hai Ya School Se Aa Rha Hai.

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('.') Lo Ji
<)'(> Arz
_/'/_ Kiya Hai.
Dunia Mein Bahut
Dard E Tanhai Hai
\('',)/''Wah
\ \ Wah
_/ \_ Wah
Zalimo Tum B Msg Kro
Meri Kya Muft Ki Kamai Hai.

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Master Jee Bole Bachho Se
Koi Ashiqi Wala Sher Sunaoo..
Student: Kutta Marta Hadee Pe
Bhukaa Marta Roti Pe..
Master Jee Aap Ke Do Ladkiya
Par Main To Marta Chooti Pe!

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