Funny SMS

Woh bhi kya din the jab
log humain diwano ki tarah kiss kiya karte the ....
par haaye hamari phooti kismat
us waqt hum 2 saal ke hua karte the

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GF is beauty & WIFE is duty,
GF is springroll & WIFE is dabbagol,
GF is chuski & WIFE is risky,
GF is tootifrooty & WIFE is kismat photi..

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shaadi karni thi par kismat khuli nahi.
taj mahal banana tha par mumtaz mili nahin.
ek, din kismat khuli shadi huyi.
ab taj banana hai-par mumtaz marti nahin.

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mithoo apne papa se: papa 5+5 kitne hotey hai?
papa:Ullu duffer,gadhe, idiot,nalayak,
stupid Besharam;tujhe kuch nahi ata,
Ja andar se calculator la.

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Bacha:"Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker...
Mom:"Bus...! Abhi jab papa aayenge tou phir batana."
Papa aate hain...
Maan bete se: "haan beta keya huwa tha?"
Beta: "Papa kaam wali ko drawing room mein sofe per lita ker, jo bashir uncle aapke saath karte hai na,
woh ker rahe the!

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Police constable to his son:
"tumhara result acha nahee aya.
Aaj say tumhara khelna aur t.v band!"
Son: yeh 50 rupay pakro aur mamla yaheen khatam karo.

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Machhar Bola Insaan Se
Mat Maro Hume Jaan Se,
Jang Chhid Jayegi,
Dushmani Badh Jayegi,
Mana Ki Aap Me Junoon H,
Par Humari Ragon Me Bi
To Aap Hi Ka Khoon.

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Bahut Muskil Ho Jaata Ha
Us Waqt Jabaab Dena
Jab Banda Bathroom Me Ho..
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Aur Girlfrnd Pooche Le..
Jaanu Kya Kar Rhe Ho..?

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Dil To Krta H Ki Chhod Jau
Ye Zalim Duniya
Phir Khyal Ata H Ki Mummy
Ki Hone Wali "Bahu" Ka
Kya Hoga??
('¡')/ Na Ji Na
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! !
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Program Cancel...

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Sab Kehte The.... Jab Tak
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Rahega,Samose Mai Aalu..
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Tab Tak Rahega,Bihar Mai Lalu..
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Hua Kya..?
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" BABAJI KA THULU"

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