Funny SMS

Added 9 years ago

ये जोक पढ़कर आप हँसते हँसते मर सकते हैं :-
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लेकिन साहब, मुझे आपकी फ़िक्र थी इसलिए नहीं लिखा, क्यों बेकार में जान जोखिम में डालना

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Added 9 years ago

Arz hai...
"later d bus longer d que"
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gaur farmaiega
"later d bus longer d que"
"shorter d skirt awesome d
view"

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Pappu : I Love You
Girl : Meri Chappal Ki Size Pata
Hai Kya..?
Pappu :- OH...Ho..
Propose KIYA NHI Ke GIFT
MAGNA SHURU
or gift b kya maang rhi h,
chappal
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Bhikharin Kahin Ki Chal Bhag
yaha se.

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"Aapse Juda Hokar Mar Jayenge
'Marke Bhi Dosti Nibhajayenge
'Khuda Ko Manakar Aapko Bhi Upar Bulayenge'
'Fir Dono Sath Me Yamraj Ki Beti Ko Patayenge...

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Tum kya jano gum kya hota hai,
Tum kya jano gum kisey kehate hai,
Tum kya jano gum kya cheez hoti hai,
Tumne to hamesha fevicol use kiya hai.

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Pati patni mandir main!
Pati-tumne kya manga?
Patni-Ki aap aur main saat janam saath rahe.
Patni-Aur aapne.
Pati-Ye mera saatwa janam ho

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Baniye ki biwi beemar thi:

Light na hone ki wajah se baniye ne candle jaladi aur bola
Doctor ko bulane ja raha hu,agar tumhein aisa lage ki tum nahin
bachogi to pleasw yeh candle bujha dena.

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Father to his son- How was the paper?

Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya.

Father- acha,aur baki?

Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha,
4th main karna bhul gya,
5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi.

Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques?

Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!

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Fees maafi ke liye Application:

To
The Principal
High school
Sir,
Baat ye hui k mere Dad ne mujhe fees k liye 2000 rupe Diye the, 500 ki dosto k sath film dekh li, 500 ki drink ho gayi,
500 ka girlfrind ka recharge karwana pad gaya fir usko 250 ki coffee pilai, aur bache 250 english wali mam pe shart har gaya…

Mein samjhta tha ki unka sirf maths ke sir ke saath chakkar hai par unka to aapse bhi chakar nikla,
ab aapke paas 2 hi raste haia…
Ya to meri fees maaf ya aapka pardafaash..
Asha karta hun meri fees maaf ho jayegi…

Aapka pyara
Vidyarthi..
Chappal Chor

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Jiska Dil Tuta Ho, Use
"GENERAL KNOWLEDGE"
Ki Jarurat Kyu Nahi Hoti..??
Socho...!
Kyuki Jab Dil Hi Toot Gaya..!
Ab "G K" Kya Kare.

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