Diffrence between
beautiful night & horror night.
Beautiful night is When
You hug your teddy bear &
sleep.
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Horror night is When your
teddy hugs you back...
Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,
Humne uski doli sajai hai,
Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi
Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai !!!
Paani mein Whiskey milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Rum milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Paani mein Brandy milao toh nasha chadta hai,
Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai… :)
Which r d most powerful 3 words
other than I LOVE U ?
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RESULT AA GAYA...
Driving Styles In
Diffent Countries
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1 hand On Steering
Wheel,
1 Hand Out
Window---USA
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1 Hand On
Steering
And
1 Hand On Horn ---Japan.
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1 Hand On Horn,
1 Hand On Gear,
Listening Loud
Music,
1 Ear On Cell,
1 Foot On
Acceleration,
Nothing On Break
And
Both Eyes On
Female In
Next Car-
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INDIA
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We are Multi Talented...
1 sabzi wale k ghar bacha paida hua,
to 1 aurat bache ko dekh k boli:
kitna pyara bacha hai ?
sabzi wala aadat k mutabik bola
Aur hai b Bilkul taaza
Boy: UncLe Mai ek Ladki Se PYaR KaRTa
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UnCLe: Toh UsKe BaaP Ko
CoFFee PiLaNe LeJa AuR SHaDi Ki BaaT
KaR,
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BOY: UnCLe,
CHaLiYe CoFFee PiTe hai...
In India,
bikes are used to-
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fill the gaps created by cars in traffic...
Arz kiya hai
Duniya me bahut dard e tanhai hai
Wah wah
Duniya me bahut dard e tanhai hai
Wah wah
Zalimo tum v msg karo meri kya muft ki kamai hai..
Mujhe To Express News Wali Ladki Se Dar Lagta h ,,
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DOSTO
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Keheti Hai
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Jo Sab Chupatay H,
wo Hum Dikhatay Hen,
Touba Touba Touba :-O