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Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years
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Legal Marrying age for Boys : 21 years...
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What does this mean?
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You need more experience to Handle a
girl than a country :| :| :| :

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Indians wear helmet not for the
safety
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But to save
money from the Traffic police...

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Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon
Ki Shakal Se Pata Lag
Jaata Hai Ki Unke Dimag
Mai Kya Chal Raha Hai.
Student: Fir Bhi Ap Apna
Dupatta Sahi Nahi Kr Rahi Ho!

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Techar Papua Se..
Techar: Agar Koi Moti Ladki
Palat Ke Wapis Aaye To Iss
Sentense Ko
English Me Kya Kehange?
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Papu: GOL MAAL RETURNS!

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Ladki: Agr Main Mar Jau
To Tum Kya Karoge?
Ladka: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga..
Ladki: Itna Pyar Karte
Ho Mujhse..?
Ladka: Pyar Vyar Kuch Nhi Tere
Chkkar Me Udhari Itne Ho
Gye Ki Jeena Muskil Hai..!

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Papa: Arre Aaj Tumhari Mummy
Itni Chup Chap Kyun Baithi Hui
Hai Son: Kuch Nahin Papa, Mummy
Ne Lipstick Maangi Aur Maine
Galati Se Fevistick De Di.
Papa: (With Tears In Eyes) Kamaal
Kar Diya Yaar, God Bless You

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Lady Techar: Chalo Beta,
Iss Line Ko Do Lafzo Me
Bolo, Main Aapse Pyar Karta Hoon
Studet: Soory, Mam,
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Teri Mere, Mere Tere Prem
Khani Hai Mushkil, Do Lafzo
Me Ye Bayaa Na Ho Paaye..!

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Apne Khoon Se Likh Diya
Har Dewaar Pe Uska Naam,
Phir Har Wo Dewaar Thod Diya,
Jispe Likha Tha Uska Naam Kyuki,
Splleling Mistake Thi Yaar.

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Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas
Kyo Hai..
Malkin: Tumhare Sahab Apne
Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar
Karte Hain..
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe
Dhokha Nahi De Sakte.

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Caller: Hello Pizza Hunt ??
Pizza Hunt: Yes Sir
Caller: 1 Large Pizza, 2 Small
Pizza Aur Ek Coke Bhejo
Pizza Hunt: Kiske Naam Pe Bheju Sir?
Caller: Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba…

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