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Legal Voting age for Boys: 18 years
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Legal Marrying age for Boys : 21 years...
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What does this mean?
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You need more experience to Handle a
girl than a country :| :| :| :
Indians wear helmet not for the
safety
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But to save
money from the Traffic police...
Lady Teacher: Mujhe Bachon
Ki Shakal Se Pata Lag
Jaata Hai Ki Unke Dimag
Mai Kya Chal Raha Hai.
Student: Fir Bhi Ap Apna
Dupatta Sahi Nahi Kr Rahi Ho!
Techar Papua Se..
Techar: Agar Koi Moti Ladki
Palat Ke Wapis Aaye To Iss
Sentense Ko
English Me Kya Kehange?
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Papu: GOL MAAL RETURNS!
Ladki: Agr Main Mar Jau
To Tum Kya Karoge?
Ladka: Main Bhi Mar Jaunga..
Ladki: Itna Pyar Karte
Ho Mujhse..?
Ladka: Pyar Vyar Kuch Nhi Tere
Chkkar Me Udhari Itne Ho
Gye Ki Jeena Muskil Hai..!
Papa: Arre Aaj Tumhari Mummy
Itni Chup Chap Kyun Baithi Hui
Hai Son: Kuch Nahin Papa, Mummy
Ne Lipstick Maangi Aur Maine
Galati Se Fevistick De Di.
Papa: (With Tears In Eyes) Kamaal
Kar Diya Yaar, God Bless You
Lady Techar: Chalo Beta,
Iss Line Ko Do Lafzo Me
Bolo, Main Aapse Pyar Karta Hoon
Studet: Soory, Mam,
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Teri Mere, Mere Tere Prem
Khani Hai Mushkil, Do Lafzo
Me Ye Bayaa Na Ho Paaye..!
Apne Khoon Se Likh Diya
Har Dewaar Pe Uska Naam,
Phir Har Wo Dewaar Thod Diya,
Jispe Likha Tha Uska Naam Kyuki,
Splleling Mistake Thi Yaar.
Naukrani: Malkin Aap Udaas
Kyo Hai..
Malkin: Tumhare Sahab Apne
Office Ki Kisi Ladki Se Pyar
Karte Hain..
Naukrani: Nahii, Sahab Mujhe
Dhokha Nahi De Sakte.
Caller: Hello Pizza Hunt ??
Pizza Hunt: Yes Sir
Caller: 1 Large Pizza, 2 Small
Pizza Aur Ek Coke Bhejo
Pizza Hunt: Kiske Naam Pe Bheju Sir?
Caller: Allah Ke Naam Pe Dede Baba…
