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Dhoka mila jab pyar me,
zindagi me udasi chha gai,
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socha tha aag laga denge is duniya ko,
kambakht doosri pasand aa gai...:
Sabjiwale Ki Shadi Hui.
Suhag Raat Ko Biwi Ke Upar Pani Chidkne Laga.!
Wife: Kya Kr Rahe Ho..??
Sabjiwala: MAAL Taza Kr Raha Hu.
Judge- Kya proof hai k tum car speed
me nahi chala rahe the?
Man- Sir,
main apni wife ko lene sasural ja raha tha.
Judge- Riha kar do is masoom ko...
Sir - Pani mai Rahene Wale 5 Jaanwar ke NaamBtao?
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Santa - mendhak
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Sir - 4 aur btao
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Santa - uski Mummy , Uske papa , uski Bahen aur Uski Item
Drunk man is stopped by the Police
around 1am
& is asked where he is
Going at this time of night.
Man:
"I am going to attend a lecture on
alcohol abuse & ill effects on my
health.
Officer: Really....???
Who is giving that lecture at this time of
night.....???"
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Man: "My Wife"!!!
Maine Dil Diya Use Pyar Mein
Or Wo Bhag Gai Dusre Ke Sath Car Me
Hum Lut Gaye Sare Aam Bazar Me
Jo Bhi Bacha Tha Wo Bhi Lut Gaya Bar Me.
Pyar Diwana Hota H,
Ek Dusre Ko Pana Hota H
Ladki Ko Ghar Me Lana Hota Hai,
Khana Khilana Hota H
Fir Wo Lota Lekar Jati Hai ,
Qki Wo Itna Khati H,
Isliye Wo Haathi H
Or Haathi Mera Sathi Hai.
Pita- “Bete, tumhaare dadaji ne shaadi ki aur pachtaye,
maine shaadi ki aur pachta raha hu, tum kya karoge?”
Beta- “Ji, vansh parampara nibhaunga|
Shaadi karunga aur phir pachtaunga|”
Pita- “Dekho Beta, Tum Kabhi Shaadi Na Karna,
Yah Baad Me Bahut Badi Musibat Paida Kar Deti Hai|”
Beta- “Haan Pitaji, Mai Kabhi Shaadi Nahi
Karunga Aur Yahi Shiksha Apne Bete Ko Bhi Dunga
Dhoom 3 ticket for Rs 900 at
IMAX.
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What the Hell are we going to get ??
A kiss from Katrina Kaif while Entering.??
