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Sorry yaar, Jor se aayi thi.
Tera Inbox Khali tha to kar diya.
Don't mind Saaf kar lena.

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Ye Sms jis Khoobsurat Insan ko milta hai.
Wo 5 second baad Behosh ho jaata hai..

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00:01

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00:03

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Nahi huye?
Khoobsurat hote to behosh ho jate..
Mujhe to bohat mushkil se hosh aaya tha, uff..!!

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Why Do U Think I Sms U.?
It Is Because I Care.?
Or I Miss U.?
Or I Love U.?
Or I Need U.?
No...
Its Because
I Need A Person For Just
Time Pass..!

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Hat jao! Aaj is bade patthar Se aapka mobile Fodh dunga, Msg karte Nahi to mobile rakhte kyu ho?

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GIRL
G-gussha hemesha nak per
I-itrane me sabse aage
R-rone ki atomatic machine
L-ladne me sabki nani
..
phir bhi duniya inki diwani..

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Kabhi Aap Humare Ghar Mehman Banke Aana
Hum Aapko Coldrink,
Kurkure,
Besan K Laddu,
Pani Puri,
Samose,
Gulab Jamun,
Ice Creem
.
.
.
.
Ki
Photo Dikhayenge...

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Sitam Sehny Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy,
Kisi Ko Stany Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy,
Sms Bhejne Ki Koshish Karo Gareebo,
Muft K SMS Parhne Ki B Hadd Hoti Hy

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Sochta Hu Kanjoson Ka Ek Department Banao,
Chairman K Kursi Par Aap Ko Bithaon,
Duniya Se Aap Ko Chanda Dilwaon,
Ta K Aap Se Kuch Msgz Tu Le Paon.. ;

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Kya “Andaaz”Hai
Kya “Jalwe” Hai
Kya “Style”Hai
Aur Kya “Smile” Hai
Message To Karte Nahi
Aur Garv Se Kehte Ho Mere Paas Mobile Hai

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Namaskar,
.
ye MALE/FEMALE jan seva hai.
.
Agar aap MALE hai to 1 call kare,
.
FEMALE hai to 5 sms kare,
.
Inme se kuchh nahi to kuchh na kare,
.
to hum samajh jayenge.

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