Insult SMS

Aap ke haath mein Mobile hai,
chehray pe khoob Smile hai,
Msgs ki achi khasi File hai,
phir bhi sms nahi karte ho,
Ye kon sa STYle hai

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Monkeys Like U Should Be
Kept
In Zoo
Dont Feel Angry
U Will Find Me There Too Not In A Cage
But
Laughing At U..!

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Phone Ke Riste Bade Ajeeb Hote Hai,
Balance Rakhkar Bhi Log Ajeeb Hote Hai,
Khud To Msg Karte Nahi,
Muft Ke Msg Padne Ke Kitne Soqin Hote Hai..

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Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
They said,We want 2 disturb some good person.
I suggest them your name.
They said,We cannot disturb our boss...

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue
Monkeys Like U Should Be Kept
In Zoo
Dont Feel Angry
U Will Find Me There Too
Not In A Cage
But
Laughing At U..!

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I Found Alladin's Lamp
I Asked Him To Increase
Ur Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed And Told..
'Multiplication Does Not
Apply On Zero..!'

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Aashiqi2 once again
kyun ki tum hi ho
Meri pyari JAANU
SaWAL Kuch B Ho
JaWAB Tum Hi Ho
RaSTA Koi B Ho
MaNZIL Tum Hi Ho
DUKH Kitna Hi Ho
KHUSHI Tum Hi Ho
ARMAN Ktna Hi Ho
AARZu Tum Hi Ho
GHUSSA Jitna B Ho
PYAR Tum Hi Ho
KHWAB koi B ho
TABEDAR Tum Hi Ho
Yaani aisa samjho ki Sare Fasad ki
Jadd Tum hi ho,
or sirf tum hi ho...

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Most People Have 5 Senses
Some People Have 6 Senses
But
U Are Blessed With 7 Senses
An Extra Sense Is..
.
.
"NONSENSE"..!

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If I Ever Go For A Brain Transplant
I Would Like To Use Ur Brain
Its Not Because U Are A Genius
I Would Only Like A Brain That
.
.
Has Never Been Used.!

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4 Roses Just For U:

1st For Frndship
2nd For Health
3rd For Happiness
And
The Last One..
.
Kaan Ke Uppar Laga Lena
Maast Lagega..!

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