My eyes detected
My heart reacted
Thousand were rejected &
Only you were selected.
Because I needed a monkey
for an advertisement.
Press down if you think you are MAD,
I can’t believe u did that!
For God Sake!
Why u still doing it?
Truth is out now!
God has given many qualities to you,
Good look, personality, charm, intelligence,
And many more……this is call as
“Allah meherbaan to gadha bhi pehalwan…”
U r a nice person…
but..U have to do 2 things early in the morning…
1st. pray to God so that u can live….
2nd.take a bath so that others can live….
6 truths of life:-
1. You cannot touch all of your teeth with your tongue.
2. All idiots, after reading the first truth, try it.
3. The first truth is a lie.
4. You’re smiling now, because you a
I just feel u….
Whenever I feel u….
I just miss u …..
Whenever i miss u ….
I just wanna See u ….
Do u know why…….
It’s juts because …………
******I LOVE CARTOONS*****
Taste this SMS
Did u feel da taste of ginger?
BANDAR KYA JAANE ADRAK KA SWAAD!!
Your network tariff has changed!
Call charges are now calculated according to brain size.
The smaller the cheaper!
Congrats You can make free calls!
Two devils came in 2 my dreams.
“We want 2 disturb some good person.”
I suggest them your name.
“We cannot disturb our boss.”
In 3 ways u can break d mirror…
1.throw stone at d mirror
2. throw de mirror on d floor.
3. stand in front of d mirror and smile by showing ur teeth….