Insult SMS

Aye dost tu bhi likha kar shayri...
Meri tarah tera bhi naam ho jayega,
log fekenge ande tamatar,
To raat ki sabji ka intezaam ho jayega

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Great man said,"I cried wen i hd no shoes,bt i stoppd cryin wen i saw a man witout
legs". LIFE is full of blessins, sumtimes v dnt undrstnd.!.

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Shukriya karte hain us khuda ka,
jisne hume aapse milaya Kyonki 1pyara sa,Acha sa,intelligent, Smart sa dost humne na sahi,aapne ko to paya..!

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Pepsodent se Daant saaf karna,
Babul se Fresh karna,
Colgate se white karna,
Agar fir bhi Fayda na ho to Bindass
Harpic use karna. Bindass..!

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The Sun makes moon shine
Curent makes bulbs shine
Wax makes candles shine

But
I'm really confused.
Wat makes u shine? Is it Harpic or Domex...

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When words are not
enough....

To express your feelings....

Dont think

you're in LOVE...

You just need to

join


ENGLISH SPEAKING COURSE.

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KHUN se likh diya har diwar
pe aapka naam,
Fir Tod di
har diwar jis pe likha tha
aap ka naam,
kyon ki..



"Spelling mistak thi yaar.

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Thandi hawa hai
Mausam ka dhyan rakhna,
Hamari"DOSTI KAAYAM" rakhna

Hamari Dosti ki mahak jarur aayegi

Bus aap apni "NAAK" saaf rakhna...

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Aaj kal tum mushkurati bahut ho,
mere dil ko bhaati bahut ho,
dil kehta hai le jaaun tumhen dinner pe,
par suna hai tum khaati bahut ho!

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Lost in a zoo I saw many animals..
Mouse
BIRD
Monkey
and
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! U 2

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