Phone ek mandir,
Sms uska devta,
Sms bhejnewala pujari,
Sms padnewala bhakt,
Padkar sms karnewala dani,
Or na karnewala mandir k bahar ka BHIKHARI.
Mere kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal
Wah Wa Wah Wa
Mere Kamre Me
Udte Hai Badal
"Mai Kuch Bi Likhu
Padthe hai pagal..?
Kabhi pasand naa aaye saath mera,
Toh..
Bataa dena..
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Hum dil par patthar rakh k,
Tumhe...
Goli maar denge......
TIPS how to save 10 paisa per year...
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Isme bhi interested ho?
Kasam se yaar.
Kaha le jaoge itna bacha kar...??
Agar aap se koi Ladki set nahi ho rahi
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To aapki shakal acchi nahi hogi.
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Beta iss men main kya kar sakta hu..?
2Pyaj
3Lahsun
5Gm JiRa
3Kali MiRch
2Spun Namk
4Spun Oil
1Cup WatR
Thodi c HaRi Dhaniya
Pta H Hm Kya Bna Rhe H?
APkO uLLu
Wo B MasaledaR...
RELIANCE ka palang,
BSNL ka gadda,
AIRTEL ka takiya,
TATA ki rajai
uske ander Aap
OR
OR
VODAFONE ka
k
k..
Kutta nahi be..
ZOO-zoo wo B 3G wala..
What an IDEA sar ji.
Lub khamosh ho jate h jb tum samne ate ho
dil dhadkta h jb nigahe milate ho
saans ruk jati h jab muskurate ho
Heart patient hu
itna kyo darate ho.
Tum sa koi dusra Zameen par hua to Rab se sikayat hogi..!
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1 To jhela nahi jata dusra aagaya to kya halat hogi..?
Fizao me tum ho,
hawao me tum ho,
Sach hi suna tha-
Buri aatma ka koi thikana nahi hota.