Insult SMS

Ek Baccha Roz School Se Bhaag
Kar Traffic Singal Pe Bhik
Mangne Jata Tha.
Esa Kar Kar Ke Usne Bahut Paise Kamaaye.
Un Paiso Se Usne Ek Mobile Liya.
Taqdeer Dekho Aaj Vo Haramkhor Apni Hi Story
Khud Pad Raha Hai.

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Hum Roz Message Q Bhejte Hai?
Masti? NO

Timepass? NO

Hum Message Bhejte Hai
Taki Apki Reading Capacity Strong Ho.
Padhega INDIA,
Tabhi To Badhega INDIA...

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Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..

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jami se le ke asma tak
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jami se le ke asma tak
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jami se le ke asma tak
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sirf hawa he hawa he
bane na bewkuf...

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Not every flower can represent love but roses did it.
Not every tree can stand thirst, but cactus did it.
Not every monkey can read SMS
but hey you just did it!
Enjoy your day,
and dont forget to smile!

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Khuda kre kisi ko bhi
mohhabat me judaiii
Na
Mile !!!!
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Wah wah
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Jo meri poste like n krta
ho usko garmi me maa
kasam peene ko paani hi na
mile...

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Apne phone Ko"Face Wash"Laga k Garm Pani Se"Dho k"
Use "Kumkum"Or "Chawal"Lagakar "Mandir"Me Chada 2 Kyonki

"SMS"To Aap Karte Nhi To"
POOJA"Hi Karlo...

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Tabiyat thik nhi thi,Bure Bure sapne ate the,
Darr Lgta tha Dr.Ko dikhaya,Dr.ne kaha 2-4
pagalo ko SMS kro,Thik Ho jaoge,Apko sms kiya
abhi acha Lag raHa h... :-P

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Itne Paise Me Aur Kya Chahiye

Maine Paani Mein Ek Sikka Dala,

Aur Bhagwan Se Ek Pyara Sa Dost Manga.

Mujhe Aap Mil Gaye,

Tabhe Aasman Se Aawaz Aayi:
“1 Rupaye Me Aisa Hi Milta Hai.”

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Mai Bewakuf Hu.
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Haa Mai Bewakuf Hu,
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Arey Aahista Bolo,
Hume Pata Hai.
Idhar Tak Awaaz Aa Rahi H.

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