Insult SMS

SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Teri pyaari surat pe dil harun,
Teri har jaroorat pe jaan varun,
Jab bhi sochoon teri harkatoon ke bare mein toh,
Dil kare tere kaan ke neeche do marun.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Kash Tum BAKRI Hoti,

Main Tum Ko Ghass Khilata Aur

Pyar Se Tumhare Seengh

Pakarta Aur Puchta Pagal Kon?

Tum Ya Main ?

Or Tum Pyar Se Bolti,

Main Main..

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

HOSPiTAL attendance

LANGDA

Present sir,

BEHRA

Presnt sir,

ANDHA

Presnt,



MENTAL



MENTAL

MENTAL

SMS baad me padhna varna absnt lag Jayegi.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Every Sec God Remember U.. Every Min God Bless U..
Every Hour God Cares 4U..
Bcoz, Evryday I Pray 2 Him 'Dost Moorkh Hai Thoda Dhyan Dena Prabhu...'

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

namskar ye male -female seva h.
yadi aap purush h to 5 sms bheje.
Yadi aap ISTRI h to 3 sms bhejhe.
aur yadi aap in dono me se koi nahi to sms mat bheje hum aapka dard samajh sakte h.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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1 Ghar me 2 Pagal the.
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1 ka Naam tha KON PAGAL,
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Dusre ka MAIN PAGAL.
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KON PAGAL Ghar se bhag gaya,
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to Ghar me Kaun bacha?
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Haso mat jawab do.?

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Hum ne ki dosti apse Bohat sochne k bad,
Kuch b na dekha apko dekhne k Bad,
Duniya chor denge
apko chorne k bad,
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ALLAH maaf kare itni lambi lambi chorne k baad

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Agar kab tumhara akele ka panga 10/20 aadmi k sath b ho jaye to mujhe bulana.......
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Maine kabhi kisiko maar khate nahi dekha...

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Question:
Pagal Tanhai Me Kya Mehsoos Karta Hai?
Please Reply Must Zarori Nahi Ke Abhi Reply Karo.
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JAB MEHS00S KAR0 T0 BATA DENA

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Mere Kamre Main Urte Hain Badal

WAH WAH

Mere Kamre Main Urte Hain Badal

WAH WAH

Mein Likhon Kuch Bhe Ghor Se Parhte Hein Pagal.
Hahahahahaha.

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