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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

sms kerne main kitna maza aata hai
lekin dil ghabrata hai
kyunke balance jata hai
lekin asal maza tab aaata hai
jab kanjoos logon se sms ka jawab aata hai

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Kanjoos ki zindagi kya jeena,
kabhi humari tarah bhi jiya karo,
Roz mere sms padh kar sharam nahi aati,
kabhi khud bhi SMS kiya karo.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Kutta=bafadar
bell=emandari
or
Gadhe=
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nice mat dekhna
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gadhe jo karna
na kahu wo wahi karte he

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

1 waqt tha apke sms aise ate the


jaise kisi ne apki khopri pe

pistol rkhi hui hai

or apse sms karwa rha hai?



magar ab




lagta hai goli maar di.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Aaj Barish Hone Ki Sambhavna Hai

Plz Apne Dimag Ko Barabar PLASTIC Se Dhak De

Kyo Ki

Khali Jagho Me Pani Jaldi Bharta Hai..

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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1bar mang ke dekho suroj ko la denge,

1bar bol ke dekho chand ko bhi la denge,

1bar ro ke dekho ansoo tumhara poch denge,

1bar moskura ke dekho daant sab tor denge..

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Plz call me dost important kaam h
Meri 1 dost aayi hui h
Aapse baat karna chahti h

Use Vishwaas nahi hota ki BANDAR bhi baat kar sakte h!

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Apane pyar ko mat chupao ise jarurat hai jatane ki,
apani kubsurati mat chupao ise
jarurat hai dikhane ki...
ab aur perfume mat lagao, tumhe jarurat hai nahane ki...

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

.***.
* 1 *
'***'

Ye
Lo
1 Rupaiye Ka Coin & send me sms,
Kanjusi ki bhi koi
had hoti hai,
Aur khabardar is
1 rupaiye se LOLIPOP kharidi to..

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Learn Magic.
Keep 1 monkey in ur right side &keep 1 monkey in ur left side.
Then look into a mirror.
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U will See extra 1 monkey in middle!!

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