CLASSIC INSULT-
Girl To Her BF- Mai Abhi Abhi Beauty Parlour Se Aa Rahi Hu..
Boy- Arre..
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Aaj Bhi Bandh Tha Kya.
Log kehte hai..!
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"Agar achhe logo ko yaad kiya jaye toh waqt bhi achha guzarta hai.."
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So.
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Meine socha aapko...
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meri yaad dila du
Ap ko pata He k
GABBAR ne THAKUR k hath hQ kate the
Gues
Q..ki Thakur Uske sms ka Reply Nai krta tha
AB TERA KYA HOGA Kaliya.
Mai
Agar
Kahu
Tumsa
Hasen
Kainaat
Me
Nai
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To Yar Yaqen Mat Krna
Insan Pareshani Me
Kuch Ulta Seedha Bol Jata H.
Ae mere SMS mere dost ke pass jana
agar wo so rha ho to shor mat machana
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana'
Phir khna "KANJUS" SMS kro.
Every Morning, When I Wake Up
I Want To See a Beautiful Face
So
To Fix In My Room,
Plz Send a
Latest
Laminated
Large Size
'MIRROR'
Apke dimag ki x-ray report aa gayi...
10gm mitti
10gm kankar
25 type ke kide
5gm makdi ke jale
500gm ghas pus
kamal hai mujhe to laga khali hoga.
Kuch to duniya dari rakho,
kuch to dosti yari rakho,
call to tum karte nahi,
sms hi jari rakho,
jab sms bhi nahi karna ho to mobile almari me rakho
Mera SMS
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Aur Aapka Dimaag
Dono Khali..
.DE TAALI.
Hum fizao k badalne ka intzar nai karte,
Aandhiyo k rukne ka intzar nai karte,
yaad aati he to SMS kar dete he,
hum KANJUSO K sms ka intezar nai karte.