Insult SMS

Ek kabristan me ek bhoot ko dekhkar sab log bhaag rahe the,
Par mai nahi Bhaga
Pata hai kyo?
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Kyo ki maine tumhe pehchan liya tha.

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Aache dost ki 3 nishaniyan hoti hain.
1)kamine kabhi phone nahi karte.
2)SMS has -has ke padhte hain.
3)kitne bhi beziti ho jaye smr poora padhte hai.

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Kaju
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Badam
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Akhrot
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Ye Sabhi Bahut Testy Hai Magar aap Se Jyada Nahi
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Qki

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"KHAJUR" Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai.

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Koi 2-4 Achhe SMS H Kya?

Agr H To

Plz

Plz


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Delete Kr Do Na
Kyuki Jb Bhejna Nhi H
To Rkhne Ka kya Fayda?

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gajab ke nakherey ajab ke style hai.
message to karte nahi aur kahate ho haat me mobile hai
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besarmi ke haad to dekho itena kahene ke baad bhi chare pe smile hai.

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Mobile+Sim ho to
Call aya
Paisa+Petrol ho to
Gaadi ayi
Baraat+Baja ho to
Dulha aya
Phool+Najare ho to
Vasant aya
Aap+Aapki Hasi ho to Bhago Bhago Bhoot aya...!

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Look at the sun , u can feel that the power of god.

Look at the moon, u can feel that the beauty of god.

Look at the mirror,u can feel the mistake of GOD.

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Jab Koi SMS Nahi Krta

Tab Itna Gussa Aata Hai

Dil To Chahta Hai Ki Chappal Utar Kar

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Aaram Se Baith Jau Aur Sochu, Balance Hi Nahi Hoga.

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Kya Ap Parwat Uta SkteHo
No
Kya Ap SanjivniButi La SkteHo
No
Ap Ye Sbkuch Nhi kr Skte
Qk
Sakal Bandar Jaisi Honese Koi
HANUMAN Nhi Banta

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Wo kaun c cheez hai jo ladki sirf pahnti hai or ladka khata bhi hai aur pahnta b hai?
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Simple
CHAPPAL

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