Ek kabristan me ek bhoot ko dekhkar sab log bhaag rahe the,
Par mai nahi Bhaga
Pata hai kyo?
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Kyo ki maine tumhe pehchan liya tha.
Aache dost ki 3 nishaniyan hoti hain.
1)kamine kabhi phone nahi karte.
2)SMS has -has ke padhte hain.
3)kitne bhi beziti ho jaye smr poora padhte hai.
Kaju
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Badam
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Akhrot
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Ye Sabhi Bahut Testy Hai Magar aap Se Jyada Nahi
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Qki
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"KHAJUR" Ki To Baat Hi Alag Hai.
Koi 2-4 Achhe SMS H Kya?
Agr H To
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Delete Kr Do Na
Kyuki Jb Bhejna Nhi H
To Rkhne Ka kya Fayda?
gajab ke nakherey ajab ke style hai.
message to karte nahi aur kahate ho haat me mobile hai
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besarmi ke haad to dekho itena kahene ke baad bhi chare pe smile hai.
Mobile+Sim ho to
Call aya
Paisa+Petrol ho to
Gaadi ayi
Baraat+Baja ho to
Dulha aya
Phool+Najare ho to
Vasant aya
Aap+Aapki Hasi ho to Bhago Bhago Bhoot aya...!
Look at the sun , u can feel that the power of god.
Look at the moon, u can feel that the beauty of god.
Look at the mirror,u can feel the mistake of GOD.
Jab Koi SMS Nahi Krta
Tab Itna Gussa Aata Hai
Dil To Chahta Hai Ki Chappal Utar Kar
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Aaram Se Baith Jau Aur Sochu, Balance Hi Nahi Hoga.
Kya Ap Parwat Uta SkteHo
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Kya Ap SanjivniButi La SkteHo
No
Ap Ye Sbkuch Nhi kr Skte
Qk
Sakal Bandar Jaisi Honese Koi
HANUMAN Nhi Banta
Wo kaun c cheez hai jo ladki sirf pahnti hai or ladka khata bhi hai aur pahnta b hai?
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Simple
CHAPPAL