Insult SMS

Chicken ready? Yes boss
fish ready? Yes boss
amlet ready? Yes boss
mutton ready? Nahi boss
bakra abhi sms padh raha hai!!!

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Log kehte he ki khuda ne aapko badi fursat me banaya he...
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"Simple si baat hai yaar,
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Faltu kaam fursat me hi to hote Hai

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Apko kabhi meri baat ya sms bura laga to aap ko pura haq hai ki,

Aapana mobil zor se diwar me mar de,
kyou ki aap ki khushi meri khushi hai...

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logo se panga v honge,
ghar me dange v honge,
agr mujhe SMS nhi kiya to,
aapke 12 Bacche honge,
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2 ganje,
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2 nage
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Or
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8 lafange honge

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College me school ki yaad aayi
Jawani mai bachpan ki yaad aayi
Kanto ko chua to gulaab ki yaad aayi
Aur aaj TV me ek bakri ko dekha to 2mhari yaad aayi.

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Bruce Lee's favr8s:
Vgtabl=Mu-Lee
Brkfst=Id-Lee
Fstivl=Diwa-Lee
Actres=Sona-Lee
Music=Quwa-Lee
Film=Coo-Lee
Animl=Bil-Lee
Brain=Urs!
WY?
BCz its kha-Lee

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YAAR Aapse Acche to Customer Care wale hai,

DaiLy
4 msgs
3 calls to
Wohi kr dete he,

& U..
No CaLL,
No Msgs,
No MissCaLL?

Plz Hnsoo mat.

Kuch sikho unse..

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Arj keya ha
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.yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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yu na kise k dil sa khalo
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agr sms he nhe karne to mobile bach kr radio hi la lo.

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Teri Dosti me diwana ho Gaya,
Tuje Apna banate banate begana ho gaya,
Pukar le 1 bar pyr se mere Dost,
Murge k awaz sune Zamana ho gaya.

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Shakespeare once said:
"I'm going to brush my teeth!!"
Tum kya samjhay?
Oye Shakespeare aam bate be karta tha
Hr time quotes nai marta tha

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