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Added 9 years ago

Pyar n rahe to wafa kaun karega.
Dost n rahe to dosti kaun karega.
Khuda salamat rakhe tumko,
Nahi to bandar ki tarah uchhalkud kaun karega.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Maine apko phone kiya to netwrk bola,
namskar,murkho ki duniya me apka swagat hai,Aap jis murkh se is vaqt bat karna chahte hai uska DIMAG out of covarage hai,

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Many times I Have Dusturbed you
Troubled You
Fooled you
Irritated you
Today I just want to say 3 Words
I ll Continue ...!

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Guru-Kamine Dost Se Bach K Rho
Boy-Par Kamine Dost Ka Pata Kese Chalega
Guru-Sare Dosto Ko Msg Karo Jo Reply Na De Samajh Lo Wahi Kamina H

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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thandi hai coffy garam karlo.
Is patthar dil ko thoda naram karlo.
Aapke hote huwe humara in-box khali rahe.
Yaar thodi to sharam karlo...

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Aapki surat kitni pyari hai..
Khuda ne aapne hato se sawari hai..
Kisi or se shadi na kar lena....

kyoki aaj tak MAYAWATI tumhare liye kuwnari hai.

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washing pawdar nirma,
washing pawdar nirma.
Dudh se safedi nirmase aayi rangin kapda
hi khilkhil jay sabki pasand nirma..Nirma
Paglo ko kuch bhi bhejo padte jarur hai
wo bhi TON k sath.

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Koi 1 din Select karo
Sun
Mon
Tue
Wed
Thu
Fri
Sat
.

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Kar Liya?
rply mat krna
Bas us din NAHA liya karo Plz i know sardi jyda H Par Nhana bhi jaruri Hai.

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Happy Pagal Day!
Ye Msg Usko Bhejo Jo Aapki Nazar Me Duniya Ka SabSe Bada Pagal Ho
Mene Bhej Diya,
Wapis Muje Bhej k Maha Paglo Wali Harkat Mat Karna..
Ha.Ha.Ha

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Question- "Gawaar" Kisko Kehte Hai?
Ans- Jo "anguthe" Ka Istemal
Karte Hai
..
..
..

Waise Is Waqt Aap Kis "Ungli" Ka
Istemal Kar Rhe Hain

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