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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Tumse Milne Ko
"I Keep Trying"
Tumna Mile To
"I Feel Like Crying"
Tumse Bichad Gaye To
"I Feel Like Dying"
Itna Khush Mat Ho
"I Am Just Lying"

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
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Kuchh patthar moti,kuchh nagine hote hai.
Kuchh log kutte kamine hote hai.
Ladki ko karna ho SMS to kya din kya raat,
Dosto ko sms kiya mahine hote hai.

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I Found Aaladin's Lamp
I Asked Him 2 Increase My All Friends' Brain Ten Times More..
He Laughed & told
Multiplication Does Not Apply On Zero

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Teri dosti me diwane ho gaye,
tujhe apna banate banate begane ho gaye.
Pukaar le ek baar pyar se mere dost bandar ki awaz sune zamane ho gaye

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Main ek aisa msg hu jise murkh log pdte he , pagal frwrd krte he , kamine delet kar dete he or kutte store kar lete he .
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Bese abhi ap kya krne wale he ?

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MahfiL Saji Thi
Sms Ka Tha Daur,
Sms Maine Kiya
Sab Ne Kiya Shor,
Paisa To Mera Gaya,
Mgar Sub Kanjuso Ne Kaha..
1aur.,
1aur.,
1aur

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Meharban Kadardan Dekhiye mera SMS ka Kamal,
Ghanti Bajegi Bandar Nachega,
MOBILE uthayega SMS pADHEGA muskurayega - AB bandar reply karne ka HOSIYARI dikhaiga.......

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Ye Sms Jin shareef Logo Ko Milta Hai,

5 Second bad unka mobile off Ho Jata H

00:05


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00:01


nhi hua?


Sharif Hote To hota na...

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Dil or Duniya me bohat fark he..
Duniya me bohat sare log rehte he..
Or,
Is Dil me..
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Aapki BHABHI rahegi..
Kamino har jagah khud ko mat ghusaya karo..

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Sciencetiest find 2 difference between
A Man and a Monkey
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Man send messeges
And Monkey read it...

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