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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Sayaanay kehte hain,
Agar subah Achay Logon ko Yad kiya jaye To din Acha Guzarta Hai,
So mene socha Apko
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APNI Yad Dila dun

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Mera sms
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Aur
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Aapka
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Dimag
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Dono
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Khali
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Isi
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Baat pe de tali:-)

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

That'S The REAL ATTITUDE

A Guy Added A Random Girl On Facebook

Girl: Hey, Do I Know You..??

Boy: Abey Teri Itni Aukaat Kahaan...

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Ladkiya -
70% beautiful hoti h,
75% sweet hoti h,
85% noughty hoti h ,
90% smart hoti h ,
100% prpose marne layk hoti h ,
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nd then
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*
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Totl mila kr 420 hoti h .,

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Sms b kmal ki cheej h ,
20 nlaykon ko karo ,
10 pdte hi nahi ,
5 delet kr dete h ,
4 ka inbox full hota h .
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h .
mera msg pdne k liye thnkx

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Science
k
mutavik
bachpan
me
bed
pe
susu
krne
wale
log
hmesa
right
hand
me
mobile
pkad
k
msg
pdte
h .
Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro rat me koi nahi dekhta he.

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

ere 3 bst frnd he -
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1. Kallu -jo 12th me pd rha he.
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2. Gullu - jo mere sath pd rha he .
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3. Ullu - jo mera msg pd rha he .:-)

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Tu kutta tha tu kutta hai or kutta hi rhega Teri soch kutto jasi hai Teri aane wali
nasl kutta hogi
ye kehkar kutiya ne kutte ko talak de diya

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

I have lots of jokes in my
inbox,
But I can't send you all of
them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I m sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"

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SRK Posted In Jokes-Funny SMS
Added 9 years ago

Phone k rishte B Ajib hote hai
Balance rakhkar B Log garib hote hai
Khud to msg krte nhi hai,
Muft k msg padhne k kitne shauqin hote hai.

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