Sayaanay kehte hain,
Agar subah Achay Logon ko Yad kiya jaye To din Acha Guzarta Hai,
So mene socha Apko
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APNI Yad Dila dun
Mera sms
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Aur
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Aapka
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Dimag
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Dono
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Khali
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Isi
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Baat pe de tali:-)
That'S The REAL ATTITUDE
A Guy Added A Random Girl On Facebook
Girl: Hey, Do I Know You..??
Boy: Abey Teri Itni Aukaat Kahaan...
Ladkiya -
70% beautiful hoti h,
75% sweet hoti h,
85% noughty hoti h ,
90% smart hoti h ,
100% prpose marne layk hoti h ,
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nd then
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Totl mila kr 420 hoti h .,
Sms b kmal ki cheej h ,
20 nlaykon ko karo ,
10 pdte hi nahi ,
5 delet kr dete h ,
4 ka inbox full hota h .
Bas 1 hi pagal pura msg pdta h .
mera msg pdne k liye thnkx
Science
k
mutavik
bachpan
me
bed
pe
susu
krne
wale
log
hmesa
right
hand
me
mobile
pkad
k
msg
pdte
h .
Na na bachua ab hand na bdlo koi bat nahi aaram se susu kro rat me koi nahi dekhta he.
ere 3 bst frnd he -
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1. Kallu -jo 12th me pd rha he.
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2. Gullu - jo mere sath pd rha he .
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3. Ullu - jo mera msg pd rha he .:-)
Tu kutta tha tu kutta hai or kutta hi rhega Teri soch kutto jasi hai Teri aane wali
nasl kutta hogi
ye kehkar kutiya ne kutte ko talak de diya
I have lots of jokes in my
inbox,
But I can't send you all of
them,
It will take a lot of time,
So I m sending you just 1 joke
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"You are so beautiful"
Phone k rishte B Ajib hote hai
Balance rakhkar B Log garib hote hai
Khud to msg krte nhi hai,
Muft k msg padhne k kitne shauqin hote hai.