Insult SMS

Aap me Or Cold Drink me kya-kya similarity H?
Ans: Dono Cool H,
Sweet H,
Sabhi Pasand Karte H,
Or Sabse important DIMAG Wali Jagah pe 'DHAKKAN' Lga h.

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koi New msg hai Kya?
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Agar he to
us par
DABAR Honey
Laga ke
Din me do bar Chaato
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kyuki send to karoge nahi
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kam se kam thodi sehat
to banegi. . . .

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hi,
jaan......,
kaise ho jaan.......,
kob miloge jaan.......,
tumari bhot yaad aa raha hai jaan......,
i love you jaan......,
jayda kush mat ho,
q k har blankme WAR laga lena.
miss u jaan.......!

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"Dear god"
jo is sms ko padh raha hai wo mera sabse pyara dost hai
Plz use duniya ki har khushi dena.
Bcoz dukhi hoga to mera hi dimag khayega

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MANY TIMES I HAV TROBULED U,IRRITATED U , LOVED U,DISTURBED U
but
today i want to say just three words
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I
WILL
CONTINUE

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Har rat hum tumhe yaad karte kiya hai,
sitaro me tumhe dekha karte hai,
lekin hamare khwabo me mat aana tum
kyuki hum bhoot se dara karte hai

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Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi,
liya paper aur tasveer aapki bnayi,
socha tha ki usko dil se laga kar rakhenge,
magar vo to bacho ko draane ke kaam aayi.

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Sach ka saamna
jawab sirf haan ya naa me dena hoga?
aap k liye ek sawal :--

kya aap ne bhikari ke kathore se chillar churana chod diya ?

himmath hai to reply do

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Ukbhan ARZ KIYA HAI
"Jis trah 1 macchar ko marne se AAP shikari nahi ban Jaoge"



Wah..Wah..


"thik usi trah 1-2 Sms karne se AAP bhikari nahi ban Jaoge"

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Jab Tum Haste Ho To Lagta Hai,
Ke Aadmi Pehale BANDAR Tha,
Dekho Gussa Mat Hona,
Kyonki Jab Tum Gussa Hote Ho,
To Lagta Hai Ke Aadmi Aaj Bhi BANDAR Hai.

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