Insult SMS

Ay Khuda Unhe Meri Yaad Dila De!

Hum Unhe Yaad Karte Hai Ye Bata De,

Wo SmS Na Kare To Pani Barsa De,

Or Us Pani Me Unka Mobile Duba De.

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Ishq me Dil ka tamasha dekha
nahi jata,
Humse Tuta hua Sisa dekha
nahi jata,
Apne hisse k sare Sms aapko de du,
Mujse Aapka kangal INBOX dekha nahi jata.

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1

Din

jab

Tumhari

shadi

hogi

Tumhari

Biwi k

Pet

Mera

Ha Ha Ha mera






mera

Bhetija hoga...

Sale dost par shak karta hai.

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Rose is Laal,
Sky is Neela &
Your mind is Khali Pateela.
Sorry Bura lga kya?

COFFEE is Hot,
Water is Cool,
I'm Smart & You're Fool.
Lo or Bura Maan lo...

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Thandi Thandi Hawaa Chali Aur Ud Gaye Aap..!
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Waah...Waah
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Thandi Thandi Hawaa Chali Aur Ud Gaye Aap..!
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Fir..fir
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Fir Kyaa Huaa..

Thandi Hawaa Bandh Ho Gaie Aur Gir Gaye Aap..!

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Aaj to bohot khush hoongay aap?
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Kiyon k, barish jo ho rahi hai
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aur barish main to
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sab hi maindak khush hotay hain.

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Master:Kanjus kise
kahte hai

STuDenT:jo 100 sms send karne par b reply nahi
krte

MaSTer: Very Good Ek Example BaTao

STuDenT:
Sms padhane wale..!!

Like SMS - 28 - SMS Length: 163 Insult SMS

Dosto
Andhe k Hath me Toch
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Behare k Hath me redio
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Gunge k Hath me Mike
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Aur
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Kanjus k Hath me MOBILE kabhi b nahi dena Chaahiye.

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Aaj international Handsome boy
or
Beautiful girl day hai,
So ye msg unko bhejo jo
Aapki nazar mai smart hai
Imaandari se bhejna,
Meri tarah mazak mat karna!

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SMS Joke:
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Koi bHi 1 No. Select Karo
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kar lia

Ab utne ka Recharge Mere cell par Karado
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Kasam se Main aapko bataunga Ki Kitna Blance aaya;)

Ok...

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