Insult SMS

Three types to break mirror:
1. Throw stone on mirror.
2. Take mirror and just drop it.
3. You just go and stand before the mirror and smile

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Ye Dunya Bhi Badi Ajeeb Hai
Jab Aap Chup Rehte Hain To Wo Aap Ko Bewaqoof Samajhti Hai
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Jab Aap Bolte Hain To Un Ka Shak Yaqeen Me Badal Jata Hai.

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Ae khuda mere is dost ko
Hathi ki takat
Sher ki awaz
Chite ki speed
or hiran sa sundar rup de
BAKI
GADHE
Ka dimag to uske pass pehle se hai...!

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Main Zindagi Bhar Jisko Chahta Raha,Aaj Usi ka Beta mujhe aakar Bola












Dad Plz Mujhe School Drop kar Do

Moral-Har Koi aapki Tarah Mama nahi Banta.

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Attitude Reloaded..
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Girl : I hate you...
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Boy : What a co-incidence

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Bahut dino se apne Dosto ko
Bhule huye the',
Aaj
Star Gold pe NAMAK HARAM dekhi
to
sab ke sab yaad aa gaye!!

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Dil ki gehrai me tum ho
raat ki tanhai me tum ho
bar bar tootati hai nind meri
KHATMAL si charpai me tum ho

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Manzil ki taraf badhte raho
Jo dil kahe usi rah ko chuno
peeche walon ko aage na jaane do
aur jo aage hai unse aage niklo
Tabhi Ek acche Driver banoge

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Question for briiliant peopl..
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QUESTION ONLY FOR BRILIANT PEOPLE.
U RELAX.

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KHUDA Bohot Mehrban He

ki
UsNe Dosto Ki Koi Qeemat Nhi Rkhi

Warna Hum Aap Jese Dost Ki Qeemt Kaise Chukaate...

CHAWANNI / ATHHANI ab kahan chalti he..

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